Malibu is My Life Role Model

The hair. The "cowabunga", devil-may-care panache. The hair. When I have a son, and I will, I am going to name him Malibu. And from the second his little hands are strong enough to grip, I am going to stick a barbell in them and force him to do reps, holding a printout of this man, this gladiator, aloft. Ben Jr, you have met your template.