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Please read the new post on my blog bensbigbrain.com : Wisely Wired http://bensbigbrain.com/?p=94
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100% Cok (pic)
100% Cok (pic)
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IPhone 4. This changes everything. Yep. I used to want an iPhone.
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Tomorrow night - I am at the Hollywood Improv with Bryan Callen. Email
comps@benmorrison.org asap for free tix!
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The male and female reproductive organs... (pic)
http://i.imgur.com/uifAe.jpg
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Boozy Shore season 2 lacks the emotional intensity of season 1...
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The Jersey Shore gang has much to teach us...
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Jews driving Volkswagen is like Black people saying the N-word.
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Dinah leffert - go to Facebook page re: red rock room.
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"Ahh police sirens. Soundtrack to a breakup." - Vince Manze
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Come see me Tonight @ http://salscomedyhole.com - 10:00 show - mention
my name for $5 tix.
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What happens when you get beamed up mid-bowel-movement. (pic)
http://i.imgur.com/fpKic.jpg
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Tonight I am performing at SALS COMEDY HOLE - 10:00 show. For $5 tix say my
name @ the door - an amazing lineup.
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We have t-minus 5 years before Google changes it's name to SkyNet.
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PLEASE WATCH this wonderful bit of comedy from improv masters Ricardo! -
http://bit.ly/9EmcQJ - My bestie Joe Tex is in it, and they deserve LOVE!
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TONIGHT, I am on the DIRTY SHOW at the Ontario Improv, Ontario, CA. Gonna be
SOLD OUT http://bit.ly/94xaMa for tix n' info.
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Every once in awhile, we have all been this man (pic)
http://i.imgur.com/xap08.jpg
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Now i know what Team Jacob reminds me of... (pic)
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It's hard out here for a pimp, but it's harder for the prostitute.
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*Today, @charitywater launched the 2010 #September campaign. Watch this
video and support: http://bit.ly/17oovL*
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Things are poppin' at Sal's. Show will be goin for the next couple.  Mention my name @ door for $5 admission. Http://salscomedyhole.com for
Things are poppin' at Sal's. Show will be goin for the next couple.
Mention my name @ door for $5 admission. Http://salscomedyhole.com for
deets.
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There's a new report out saying that iPhone users have more sex than other
people. Guess you gotta do something if you can't make phone calls.
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Please check out a new interview with me on Big Ben Comedy -
http://bit.ly/9OknMY
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Want to see some amazing comedy tonight? Just head to Sal's Comedy Hole @
10:00 and say my name for 5 buck tix. http://salscomedyhole.com for deets!
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BEHOLD THE GREAT SWORD! This is the greatest video in the history of the
internet : http://devour.com/video/amazing-sword/
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TONIGHT - I am performing @ Sals Comedy Hole 10:00 show.
http://salscomedyhole.com has details - say my name @ door for 5 BUCK
admission. It's me and Bryan Callen from The Hangover.
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Reach for it...
Reach for it...
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How is it possible that when I went to NYU it was 30K a year, and in just 10
years it's gone up to 52K?
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Hollywood super-nova.
Hollywood super-nova.
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Haircut? Yea? Nay?
Haircut? Yea? Nay?
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And if you like what I do - please join my FB fan-page HERE :
http://bit.ly/aqtFQG
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I've never understood the phrase "Have to piss like a racehorse". He's not
running 'cause he has to pee, a midget is stabbing him in the ass.
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If you've ever heard "Are you OK to walk?", you're probably pretty drunk.
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Hey guys! My website company ezWEB! is offering a 10% discount to all new
clients with code 'ezaugust'. Check out http://ezweb.me and launch your
dream! Custom sites starting at just $495.
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Please help Lotay win the Fast Company influence project by clicking HERE :
http://lotay.com/fastco
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I just had a dream I saw inception.
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According to Wikipedia the plant called "wandering Jew" is "constantly
targeted for eradication." Go figure.
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The best-laid plans of mice and Ben often go awry.
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Yeah... That's why I eat a candy bar.
Yeah... That's why I eat a candy bar.
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If you want girls to come up to you in Hollywood you should wipe the
bottom of your nose alot.
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Everyone PLEASE click THIS : http://fcinf.com/v/cuoz and help my partner
Lotay Yang win FastCo's Influence project!