Take a Number

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This is a good example of why the DMV sucks. These are the instructions they give you for their on-line license renewal. It's a good thing they're using 1964 as an example year, cause that's the last time I got my eyes checked, that electric-guitar summer of '64.

I later realized that this is also the example they give for where you're supposed to enter your birthday. They just used the same numbers, never considered that some of us have had an eye exam since being born.

I'd tell them to piss off but unfortunaetly my patience isn't the only thing that's expired, and I can do this from home. I'd rather wait on line on-line, than on line off-line at the goddamn DMV. Thatsforsure.

-Ben

I Call It Hilarious

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This is the problem with Rebulicans. They're so entrenched in the marble-madness of their own horeshit, they can't see that normal people understand english.

If you this this one is funny, lord you have to see this one, where they prove that glaciers are melting in reverse.

It may be the end of the world, but it's gonna be funy.

I should hope so...

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