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LA PEEPS - FREE Hollywood Improv Tix TONIGHT! - 10:00PM show - for COMPS email guestlist@comedyjuice.com - best show in town.
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NYC FRIENDS - FREE AMAZING COMEDY @ Comix TONIGHT! - 10:00PM - for COMPS email guestlist@comedyjuice.com - KILLER lineup - don't miss it!
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Whenever they say an earthquake "rocked" someplace I always imagine
the earthquake giving a concert.
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American beer companies seem to think that a fancy can makes crappy
beer good.
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This month I will have been charged a total of $182 in fees for not having money.
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Oh Jesus... [PIC] http://ping.fm/A7Dck
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Brittany Spears' new song about threesomes is so horrible it makes me want to NOT have one...
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BASE for your FACE!
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I LOVE fighting with my girlfriend, SUCH a fan!
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And away you go - Roller Coaster Funnies - made ME laugh : http://ping.fm/c5eQN [LINK]
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Avoid Trauma. [PIC]
Avoid Trauma. [PIC]
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And 6:40 AM in Los Angeles is the only place you'll see Bon Ivar in a    graveyard at sunrise. [PIC]
And 6:40 AM in Los Angeles is the only place you'll see Bon Ivar in a
graveyard at sunrise. [PIC]
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5:52 AM on a Sunday is the only time you'll ever see this in Los    Angeles. [PIC]
5:52 AM on a Sunday is the only time you'll ever see this in Los
Angeles. [PIC]
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My goal for the day is to get absolutley nothing done.
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Those Progressive ads make me feel like they're negotiating car
insurance in heaven, which is not something I wanna think about
getting in my car.
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Just like the popular kids... [PIC]
Just like the popular kids... [PIC]
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I am beginnig to think I might actually be blessed.
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Amazing, beautiful video of Carl Sagan and auto-tune. [VID] http://ping.fm/gJEU5
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Trader Joe's isn't too big on trading...
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I think it's pretty obvious that they think they can dance.
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The future was yesterday.
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Picasa is 19% complete performing facial recognition on all 104,092 of my photos.
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And this is why I love my girlfriend... [PIC]
And this is why I love my girlfriend... [PIC]
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GOLD iPhone tip - hold down the home button and press the sleep button to take a screenshot at any time.
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I'd say Google is a pretty good Big Brother.
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People don't like Jews cause banks are dicks.
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Thanks to everyone who came out for the DVD taping, it was perfect. And Symbiosis (http://ping.fm/n1pAa) was a dream too!

Taping my Stand-Up DVD this Sunday - Comps Avail

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Hello All,

It's time to get some of the comedy goodness on tape, so this Sunday, Sept 20th @ 8:30. I'll be doing a DVD taping live from the one and only HaHa Comedy Club in North Hollywood. I'm doing the full 40 minute set, so if you haven't had a chance to come out and see me, this is a good time. Especially because it's free.

If you would like COMPS, email your name and the number of guests to :

amir@amircomedy.com

And bring your laugh-game. It's gonna be an awesome show.

(If you reply to this email and I don't respond don't hate, I'm going off the grid for a couple of days and I'll be back on Sunday afternoon.)

I love you all so much.

- Ben Morrison

INFO-------------------------------->

THE HAHA CAFE
5010 Lankershim Blvd
North Hollywood, CA 91601
(818) 508-4995
GOOGLE MAP : http://tinyurl.com/d7lntt


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Simplify Media is the coolest iPhone app I've seen so far. I got all my music, all the time. [LINK] : http://ping.fm/Oy7EZ
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Even the PRESIDENT thinks Kanye's an idiot.
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Gotta say, white-trash idiots take the ignorance-cake. But they won't eat it, because if everyone has a slice, that's socialism. [VID] : http://ping.fm/eZAto
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OMG New Moon trailer!!!! Gooooosebuuuumps! Edward iz sooo hot XOXOXO!!
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[PIC] You know come to think of it, little Joey only seems to spit up    on black people...
[PIC] You know come to think of it, little Joey only seems to spit up
on black people...
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[PIC] Especially if you're an asshole.
[PIC] Especially if you're an asshole.
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It's expensive to be poor.
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Just another manic monday ohhhh-wee-oooh.
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@bengleib gettin his swerv on at @latwestival
@bengleib gettin his swerv on at @latwestival
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@lotay has a very, very pimp card.
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ADD drugs make you evil Superman.
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Even HITMAN MONKEY wants you to go to TWESTIVAL tomorrow night! http://ping.fm/5vi2z
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The clouds, I think, are breaking.
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NORTH HOLLYWOOD PEOPLE - I am going to be on the HaHa Cafe Comedy Club 11:00 show TONIGHT - Fri - Sept 11th. http://www.hahacafe.com 4 details!
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FACEBOOK LITE : SOOO MUCH BETTER : http://ping.fm/TvJyI
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I need you all to know how much I care about you.
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LA Twestival... I'm so... I'm so hot and bothered. THIS SUNDAY NIGHT -- http://ping.fm/bOLjK

LA Twestival - this Sunday

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Hello friends. As you may have guessed from the subject line, the next Twestival is upon us! Located in Level 3, a massive swanky club at the Hollywood and Highland building, this one is going to be a riot. (Oh yeah, and there's free parking right under the venue).

We have the comedy of Ben Gleib, ME, Josh Wade and Todd Womack, as well as two bands and the DJs of Terrakroma, pumping out rhythmic love all over your swaying bodies. If you enjoy fun and giving, give yourself the gift of fun and let loose this Sunday.

This outing proceeds are going to benefit two different charities, and here they are :

CHRYSALIS is a nonprofit organization dedicated to helping economically disadvantaged and homeless individuals become self-sufficient through employment opportunities. It currently helps more than 2,000 individuals a year change their lives through jobs.

LA REGIONAL FOODBANK's mission is to mobilize resources to fight hunger in our LA Community. Each dollar recieved by the food bank can actually provide four complete meals to those in need.

Where:
Level 3 at Hollywood & Highland
6801 Hollywood Blvd, Los Angeles, CA 90028-6136 (Map)

When: Sunday, Sept. 13th, 2009, 6:00pm - 12am

Cost:
$20, $50, $100 donations

What:
A ticket gets you into an LA mixer with your Twitter friends! There will also be live comedy, musical performances, and special appearances! Come and mingle with us as we work together to raise money for Chrysalis and LA Regional Foodbank! 21 and over. 100% volunteer-run.

So that's that. GET ON IT and we'll SEE YOU SUNDAY.

ALL TIX AND INFO :

http://www.latwestival.com

And be good, for goodness sake.

- ben

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Please join my SEXY FACEBOOK FAN PAGE : http://ping.fm/dbaix
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I spend far more time shaving the right side of my face than I do the left.
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Los Angeles Twestival. Sunday. The two are forever linked, and you will be there. http://ping.fm/1YN3n
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TWESTIVAL is this SUNUDAY - Are you READY? COMEDY / MUSIC / DANCING / CHARITY - http://ping.fm/AoJ0o GO!
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And to the stalker from Facebook who just called me and asked what my wiener looks like, it's gorgeous, and never call me again.
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You think drunk driving's bad now? Wait until cars can drive themselves. Look at David Hasselhoff, Kitt did all the driving and now he's a total alcoholic.
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I'd say one reason to pay department store prices is to avoid the    deathly black circles all over your face...
I'd say one reason to pay department store prices is to avoid the
deathly black circles all over your face...