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[http://benmorrison.org/wp/wp-content/plugins/mailpress/mp-includes/action.php?tg=l&mm=714&co=p&us=79d194c129635dab37a7abe4d7ac03b0] And hello to all my friends on the internets – this week’s update has some exciting announcements and some heartbreaking cliffhangers.

1st – ANNOUCNING – the Los Angeles PREMIERE of my long-running one-man show

PAIN IN THE BUTT – A COMEDY ABOUT CROHN’S

Pain in the Butt is perhaps the longest-running of my projects and still one I am most proud of. In celebration of it’s national release on New Wave Dynamics I am staging it ONE NIGHT ONLY in the beautiful Cinesp

ace show-room in late July.

A show that proves it’s only medecine if you’re laughing, Pain in the Butt is a comedic look at my journey from sickness to health, one butt at a time.

WHERE : CINESPACE  -6356 HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD, LOS ANGELES, CA‎ - (323) 817-3456‎

WHEN : THURSDAY JULY 29TH – 8:00PM

HOW MUCH : $15 (AND A PORTION OF EACH TICKET GOES TO THE WORK OF MY GOOD FRIENDS THE IBD SUPPORT FOUNDATION)

TICKETS : HTTP://WWW.LAUGHSTUB.COM/BUYTICKET.CFM?SHOWTIMINGID=4153 [HTTP://WWW.LAUGHSTUB.COM/BUYTICKET.CFM?SHOWTIMINGID=41537]

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WELCOME TO BENSBIGBRAIN.COM – THE PLACE I DUMP ALL MY BEST CRAZY.

I have been writing for a couple magazines for some time and I have finally been able to put the work up in exactly it’s published form. This includes ongoing blogging as well as my work from both Mutineer and Crohn’s Advocate magazines. Please check back often as It’s continually getting new work.

CHECK OUT FUNNY PEOPLE’S PUB – THE PIECE WITH THE CUTE GAL ON THE COVER. IT’S ONE OF THE BEST THINGS I’VE EVER WRITTEN.

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And finally :



THIS FRIDAY – JULY 2ND

HaHa Cafe on Lankershim Blvd. in North Hollywood.

8:45 show – email ben@benmorrison.org [mailto:ben@benmorrison.org] for guestlist.

MONDAY JULY 5TH

Doing an event with the Black Card Circle Foundation for Kobe Bryant’s Foundation

All info and tickes @ http://benmorrison.org/wp/wp-content/plugins/mailpress/mp-includes/action.php?tg=l&mm=719&co=p&us=79d194c129635dab37a7abe4d7ac03b0 [http://benmorrison.org/wp/wp-content/plugins/mailpress/mp-includes/action.php?tg=l&mm=719&co=p&us=79d194c129635dab37a7abe4d7ac03b0]

TUESDAY JULY 6TH

Three Clubs – Santa Monica and Vine – 9:00 show

email  ben@benmorrison.org [mailto:ben@benmorrison.org] for guestlist.

SUNDAY JULY 11TH

The Hollywood Improv – 8:00 show

Tix + Info @ http://benmorrison.org/wp/wp-content/plugins/mailpress/mp-includes/action.php?tg=l&mm=720&co=p&us=79d194c129635dab37a7abe4d7ac03b0 [http://benmorrison.org/wp/wp-content/plugins/mailpress/mp-includes/action.php?tg=l&mm=720&co=p&us=79d194c129635dab37a7abe4d7ac03b0]

FOR BOOKINGS :

If you are a venue-owner or manager and want to bring me out to your venue please contact :

Abbey Sibucao @ New Wave Entertainment

818-295-8041

And that’s it for now my friends. I hope you’ve had as much fun reading this as I have had typing it.

Seriously. Typing this has made me all warm down there.

- Ben





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And hello to all my friends on the internets – this week’s update has some exciting announcements and some heartbreaking cliffhangers.

1st – ANNOUCNING – the Los Angeles PREMIERE of my long-running one-man show

PAIN IN THE BUTT – A COMEDY ABOUT CROHN’S

Pain in the Butt is perhaps the longest-running of my projects and still one I am most proud of. In celebration of it’s national release on New Wave Dynamics I am staging it ONE NIGHT ONLY in the beautiful Cinespace show-room in late July.

A show that proves it’s only medecine if you’re laughing, Pain in the Butt is a comedic look at my journey from sickness to health, one butt at a time.

WHERE : Cinespace  - 6356 Hollywood Boulevard, Los Angeles, CA‎ - (323) 817-3456‎

WHEN : Thursday July 29th – 8:00pm

HOW MUCH : $15 (and a portion of each ticket goes to the work of my good friends the IBD Support Foundation)

TICKETS : http://www.laughstub.com/buyTicket.cfm?showTimingID=4153

Welcome to BensBigBrain.com – the place I dump all my best crazy.

I have been writing for a couple magazines for some time and I have finally been able to put the work up in exactly it’s published form. This includes ongoing blogging as well as my work from both Mutineer and Crohn’s Advocate magazines. Please check back often as It’s continually getting new work.

Check out FUNNY PEOPLE’S PUB – the piece with the cute gal on the cover. It’s one of the best things I’ve ever written.

And finally :

THIS FRIDAY – JULY 2ND

HaHa Cafe on Lankershim Blvd. in North Hollywood.

8:45 show – email ben@benmorrison.org for guestlist.

MONDAY JULY 5TH

Doing an event with the Black Card Circle Foundation for Kobe Bryant’s Foundation

All info and tickes @ http://blackcardcirclefoundation.org/

TUESDAY JULY 6TH

Three Clubs – Santa Monica and Vine – 9:00 show

email ben@benmorrison.org for guestlist.

SUNDAY JULY 11TH

The Hollywood Improv – 8:00 show

Tix + Info @ http://www.improv.com

FOR BOOKINGS :

If you are a venue-owner or manager and want to bring me out to your venue please contact :

Abbey Sibucao @ New Wave Entertainment

818-295-8041

And that’s it for now my friends. I hope you’ve had as much fun reading this as I have had typing it.

And seriously. Typing this has made me all warm down there.

- Ben


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I am way, way too excited about the new season of Jersey Shore...
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Wow Hollywood. I've finally made it. A check for 4 cents.
Wow Hollywood. I've finally made it. A check for 4 cents.
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I must please insist that you watch and vote for Zach Anner in Oprah's OWN
Show competition. He is a rare, rare talent and deserves to win. Please vote
HERE :
http://myown.oprah.com/audition/index.html?request=video_details&response_id=5615&promo_id=1
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Now this is news. http://i.imgur.com/fZIjg.jpg (pic)
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Soccer is the world's Quidditch.
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Please read the new post on my blog bensbigbrain.com : Two Days Without My Girlfriend http://bensbigbrain.com/?p=70
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TONIGHT I am at Sal's Comedy Hole @ 9:00 on LaBrea just north of Melrose.
Mention my name @ the door for a COMP! http://www.salscomedyhole.com for
details.
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Need a website? I just launched ezWEB - my very own webdeisgn company. There
is no better website than an ezWEB site. Go to http://www.ezweb.me and make
your dreams HAPPEN.

Announcing ezWEB, LLC - my new website company.

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Hello everyone. Time for something a little different.

Announcing the launch of ezWEB, LLC – my vision of how websites should be made.

please check it out :

http://www.ezweb.me

ezWEB has been a long time coming.

For years I’ve designed websites for a vast array of clients – many of them comedians or performers (and even SNL creator Lorne Michaels). Through the years I began developing tools that would allow my clients to take full advantage of their websites, regardless of their experience. 8 years and over 70 websites later, I’m proud to announce the launch of ezWEB, LLC – Revolutionary Web Design and Hosting.

Our goal with ezWEB is to provide not only the most striking websites around but the person-to-person support you need to rock it. Each site is hand-designed by one of our talented designers and comes with your own dashboard allowing you to control all of your content.  Not only that, we also handle all registration and hosting and offer ezWEB support, where you can talk directly to a nerd whenever you need to.

And finally, we understand the economic situation artists are in which is why we’ve set-up tiered pricing that literally anyone can afford.

THINK  - websites starting @ $200! Want some real punch? How about a website, all our upgrades AND a photo shoot for only $500!

There’s too much to say in a single email, but if you’ve ever wanted to make your mark online, now is the time. Please peruse our portfolio and give us a call with any questions – we do person-to-person consultation on all new customers.

TO SPEAK DIRECTLY TO OUR ezSITE SPECALIST YOU CAN CALL JOSE @ 714-316-8727 or email jose@ezweb.me

So please check out ezWEB, LLC @ http://www.ezweb.me and givs us a call!

I wouldn’t announce this to my personal email list if I didn’t really believe in how amazing what we do is.

And thanks,

- Ben Morrison





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Please read the new post on my blog bensbigbrain.com : Zach Reminds Us All http://bensbigbrain.com/?p=63
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You know I never thought I was man enough for my ex ... (vid)
http://i.imgur.com/ByBhC.gif
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The AbolishSlavery.org event is TONIGHT. To get tix and RSVP follow this
link : http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=132749380071597
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I am playing Sal's Comedy Hole on La Brea tonight @ 9 PM. Mention my name @
the door for Comps - http://www.salscomedyhole.com for details.
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Accouncing the launch of my new writing blog BensBigBrain - up now - the
collected work of the two magazines I write for. Comments encouraged! :
http://bensbigbrain.com/
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I swear to God I still don't know how a microwave works.
I swear to God I still don't know how a microwave works.

This Thursday join Guns N' Roses & me to help AbolishSlavery.org

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What’s that you say? Guns N’ Roses you say? Yes. And we both want your money.

This Thursday, June 10th, please join me, Guns N’ Roses drummer Matt Sorum, and a host of other celebs as we raise money for AbolishSlavery.org and Aaron Cohen’s next trip into Haiti.

Aside from being a grade-A badass Aaron Cohen runs the Abolish Slavery coalition – dedicated to end human trafficking in today’s chaotic world. This Thursday at MyHouse Los Angeles, we raise a glass and a lot of cash to send him back into the bowels of Haiti to do the work that needs to be done.

The event couldn’t be more fun, the cause more worthwhile.

Tickets are $25 and you can send your RSVP to rsvp@abolishslavery.org – click the flyer below for more info.

und,

If you’re still bored, please VOTE for ME in the next round of the Laugh Factory Fresh Faces competition.

This time featuring SIGNS – my signature multimedia act. Click the pic to WATCH THE VID + vote!

- The Artist Formally Known as Ben Morrison


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Want some comedy? Please vote YES for me in the Laugh Factory Fresh Faces
online competition HERE :
http://www.laughfactory.com/contests/FreshFaces/voting
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Please read the new post on my blog bensbigbrain.com : The Internet is a Time Machine http://bensbigbrain.com/?p=25
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wow : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnyRm6htkPY&feature=related
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They are literally balls of meat...
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Headin over to Sal's on LaBrea. If you want free admission mention my
name at the door. Http://www.salscomedyhole.com for deets.
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for FREE TIX to my show tonight @ Sal's Comedy Hole @ 9:000 just say my name
@ the door! http://www.salscomedyhole.com for details.
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This Thursday June 9th I am hosting an event with Guns N' Roses drummer Matt
Sorum benefiting Aaron Cohen's AbolishSlavery.org - AMAZING EVENT - RSVP and
info HERE - http://www.abolishslavery.org/events
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The Hollywood sign is LA's vanity plate.
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FREE TICKETS to my show @ Sal's Comedy Hole tonight - 9:00! Im on the bill @
LA's newest comedy club - email comps@benmorrison.org for tix and check out
http://www.salscomedyhole.com for details. Free you tonight!
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CALLING ALL CROHN'S PEEPS - Pain in the Butt is a month away from national
release and I'm collecting quotes about the show for a press kit. If you'd
be comfortable writing about how my show has affected you please email your
testimonial to ben@benmorrison.org - I'll reply so you know I got it.
Thanks! More intestinal surprises ahead! - Ben
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On the left we have Man's toxicity to nature, and on the right we have Man's  toxicity to himself. Go humans!
On the left we have Man's toxicity to nature, and on the right we have Man's
toxicity to himself. Go humans!
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Please watch my multimedia act SIGNS and vote YES in the Laugh Factory
on-line competition HERE :
http://ping.fm/cal9V
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The Leeds elf wants to sell you a mattress so he can rape you in it.
The Leeds elf wants to sell you a mattress so he can rape you in it.
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Updated an old post: 31 http://ping.fm/lhUPS
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Please read the new writing on my blog bensbigbrain.com : 31 http://ping.fm/cXNlo
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Some Bruce Lee wizdom to lighten your day : http://ping.fm/5vMem
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MY BIRTHDAY SHOW TONIGHT @ Hollywood Improv - 10:00. Me, Joe Rogan, Aziz Ansari! $7 Tix @ http://ping.fm/Wpzvs w. promo code 'aziz' - see you tonight!
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MY BIRTHDAY SHOW TONIGHT @ Hollywood Improv - 10:00. Me, Joe Rogan, Aziz Ansari! $7 Tix @ http://ping.fm/Wpzvs w. promo code 'aziz' - see you tonight!

My birthday show tonight @ Improv

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Well hello again.

Today I celebrate my 3X birthday and I am happy to be doing it at the Hollywood Improv, where I have a timeshare. In addition to myself, tonight will also see performances by Joe Rogan and Aziz Ansari, who will probably be doing a preview of his MTV Movie Award set.

Don’t miss the show. Especially cause I’ll be doing my new live-act “You’re a Douchebag”, which is weird, and involves two iPhones.

For $7 tickets to to http://www.laughstub.com/buyTicket.cfm?showTimingID=17315&buy and enter promo code ‘aziz’.

See you tonight people. – Ben


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MY BIRTHDAY SHOW TONIGHT @ Hollywood Improv - 10:00. Me, Joe Rogan, Aziz
Ansari! $7 Tix @
http://ping.fm/Wpzvs w. promo code
'aziz' - see you tonight!