Three cheers for pit stains!

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If you're about to cough up your liver, you've got swine flu.

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This is some serious camel toe.

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Hi! I'm a smug asshole!

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Kinda sounds like a gay porn...

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The S. S. Cold Stone. The ship, like it's customers, doesn't move.

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BEWARE GIANT ROBOTS!

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These sunglasses make my legs look far more tan than they are.

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Walked into the bar at 2 am to discover a Billie-Jean dance-off. Think I like it here.

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Downtown Austin at 2 AM. Kinda gorgeous.

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At a rest-stop outside of Austin. I feel like these deer wanna eat my burrito.

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Thumbs up for Texas.

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The staaaars at niiiight are big and briiiight...

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Some Big News - Charity / Honda - Please Read!

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Well hello my friends. This is quite an update, and looking out of my hotel window here in Roswell NM, the aliens can feel it to. And man are there a lot of aliens here.

So, why am I in Roswell?

I got a gig for Honda shooting an episodic webisode driving across country with another guy in their new Honda Insight Hybrid, which is pretty electro-pimp. I got Honda to agree to let me blog / twitter and flickr it IN CHARACTER, and I am asking all you to be a part of my journey.

I invite you to join me on this cross country drive - I update the twitter all day as things happen and the blog is where I get all thinkey and my inner Kerouac comes out. Kerouac is a small muskrat I travel with. No it isn't.

http://leebosworld.blogspot.com

is the fake blog. My travelogue (via my character Leebo) is on the left, and on the right you can access the twitter feed and the flickr feed too. If you wanna go right to flickr and see my photostream from the trip so far you can do that here :

http://www.flickr.com/photos/leebosworld/

IF YOU'RE ON TWITTER - PLEASE FOLLOW MY CHARACTER'S FEED @

http://www.twitter.com/leebosworld (this project is going to go live in a month, and I'd love to build up a following for my fake-twitterer)

OK

ANNOUNCEMENT TWO

It's time to begin some real BIG doing-of-good. So that's why I'm now formally announcing my

MONTHLY CHARITY BENEFIT @ THE HOLLYWOOD IMPROV

A CAUSE FOR COMEDY

Whole lotta funny raise a whole lotta money.

LEARN MORE : http://www.acauseforcomedy.com

A Cause for Comedy is an all-star comedy performance streamed live from the historic Hollywood Improv, with proceeds going directly to a new featured organization each month.

Hosted and produced by Ben Morrison from MTV's Punk'd, A Cause for Comedy features one-of-a-kind surprises and original content by some of the best comedic talents in the country.

Please be a part of this historic comedy series as a whole lotta funny, raise a whole lotta money.

WHEN : Thursday May 07, 2009, 8:00 sharp

WHERE: The Hollywood Improv
8162 Melrose Ave, Los Angeles, CA

TICKETS : $10, $20, $50, $100
(100% of ticket sales go the charity)
BUY THEM NOW @ http://www.improv.com

WITH:

Ahmed Ahmed
(Punk'd, Vince Vaughn's Wild West Comedy Tour)

Bret Ernst
(Weeds, Vince Vaughn's Wild West Comedy Tour, CC Presents)

Iliza Shlesinger
(Winner : Last Comic Standing 6)

Kate Micucci
(Scrubs, Comedy Central)

AND MORE TBA!

A Cause for Comedy is staged in partnership with Causecast.org and the Hollywood Improv.

DEBUT CHARITY ANNOUNCED : LA's OWN PROJECT ANGEL FOOD

On May 7th, A Cause for Comedy will stage its first comedy benefit show in honor of Los Angeles's own Project Angel Food. Founded in 1989, Project Angel Food prepares and delivers nutritious meals to men, women and children affected by HIV/AIDS, cancer and other life-threatening illnesses. Since its inception, Project Angel Food has delivered 5.7 million meals to people who need them the most. With a little bit of laughter, we can help them deliver even more.

LEARN MORE ABOUT PAF @ : http://www.projectangelfood.org

Whew!

So that's that for now - any questions / comments / this or that just email me @ ben@benmorrison.org as usual.

and happy 4:20

- ben

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Roswell, has aliens, everywhere.

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At the Roswell Museam in Roswell NM. The truth is in here?

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Man I love staying up late somewhere weird.

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Jamal and I somewhere in Arizona. All kindza gorgeous.

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380 miles to Roswell baby.

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Arizona roadside beef jerkey. Probably the best I've ever had.

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Arizona is streight up GORGEOUS.

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Ssssasssomewhere in Arizona.

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This here's fightin hair.

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My 3rd grade "Lazer" background scool pic. SEND EM OVER!

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I am totally peacing-out on this workout...

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Wednesday, April 09, 2009. Driven. Determined. Shirtless.

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Whose the pimp that has Sky Mall in his crapper? This pimp. That's who.

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Ahh drinking. Sometimes you make it. Sometimes you don't.

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This was the moment I realized I was drinking the wrong beer.

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Thoughts from Gatorville

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As I write this my deathstar laptop tinks out the bloops and bleeps of good dance music over bad speakers. I am in Florida, and if I've learned one thing in my two days here it's that you should never, ever feed the alligator : http://twitpic.com/2q3cn.

I'm headlining the Off the Hook Comedy Club all weekend in Marco Island, FL and thus far I'm having a blast. The people here are cool and my Spring Hill Suites has free apples in the lobby. I got Wasted on Wednesday night and the bar manager Boston Bob took photos of me in a Hooters outfit. I'm not saying this is one of those pictures but it is : http://twitpic.com/2ruju

COME ON OUT. If you live in the Florida area and want to come out to one of the shows I have 1/2 price tix tonight and Saturday and comps for Sunday. It's a good-ass time. I'm doing the full hour fueled on good seafood and tropical drinks with sexual-sounding names. Here's their website with all the info : http://www.captbriens.com/comedy_club.htm

And on the non-FL tip :

Here's a quick action-short I did that we shot on RED cam - so tasty : http://www.redmotionstudios.com/

And if you keep hearing about twitter but have no idea what the hell it is, let me be you're entree. I'm nearing 5,000 followers and I've never loved an artistic tool more. I'm finally photo-blogging the way I'd always imagined and twitter is making it happen. Go ahead and check it out - you just might like it - http://www.twitter.com/benthemorrison

And did you know there's a Ben Morrison Azalea? And for awhile it was beating me on Google? See why : http://www.pbase.com/azaleasociety/benmorrison

Allright that's all I got.

Hugs and Kisses for your Missus.

- Ben Morrison

WEBSITE : http://www.benmorrison.org
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Man I get SO wasted sometimes...

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On LIVE now. www.99xonline.com - stream it NOW.

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Marco Island FL, get ready...

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Yep. I'm in Florida.

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Its 11:30 am and I'm at a Hooters again... I am not proud of this.

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Wasted. At Hooters in Naples in FL. A comedian's life.

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Landing in Florida. I'll be playing Off The Hook comedy club in Marco Island all weekend.

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