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EAT DA POO POO! (vid)
http://ping.fm/KHUdJ
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ok OK, I may have been unfair to the Mac. I finally reinstalled OSX, and uh,
it must have been real fubar before this is like a whole new computer. WOW.
Viva Apple.
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TONIGHT - Laugh Factory 10:00 show - I have COMPS - to get em email
comps@benmorrison.org asap and come laugh yr face off.
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Hawkward - PIC -
http://ping.fm/MZJIu
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Wed may 26th I am debuting my new live act at the Laugh Factory -
10:00 show. For comps email comps@benmorrison.org asap.
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Watch me interviewed live at the Mutineer red carpet right now - here
- http://bit.ly/cWYi34
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As a favor to yourself don't miss the Mutineer red-carpet tasting
tonight. http://ping.fm/Pm34E for details.
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I have three pairs of free tix to the Mutineer red-carpet tasting
tomorrow. First three people to email comps@benmorrison.org get them
now.
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TOMORROW NIGHT - Mutineer Mag's Red Carpet Tasting. This is one of the best
events of the year. DO NOT MISS. INFO + TIX -
http://ping.fm/fJv9r
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Tomorrow night Mutineer and I throw the eff down. If you live in LA
you must attend. Www.mutineermagazine.com for deets.
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Glee is gleeful.
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I don't know what everyone's so pissed about - those fish in the Gulf
have free gas 4-eva!
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The worst part about watching Man Vs. Wild is knowing that any living thing
Bear comes across is going to get eaten by Bear.
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They should really call it "Man Fucks With Wild".
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Stars are like space magnets. They pick up planets.
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Nicotine really delivers.
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You know I really do have hairy nipples.
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Wow THAT is ghetto.
Wow THAT is ghetto.
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Being gay must be a lot of fun. You're hangin' out with your bros and you're
getting laid.
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Paid 12 bucks for WiFi on the plane so I might as well send this from the
sky just cause I can.
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My party at the standard is goin off! If yr in LA Hit up deets at
benmorrison.org/RSVP
- no cover!
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Aaaaaany of you wanna be the first people to write reviews of my album on
Amazon? Plz do HERE :
http://ping.fm/Xn9TG
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Everyone please check out my good friend Joe Tex's newest war-machine
FaceOffUnlimited : http://ping.fm/MMwIj
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My comedy album release party is TONIGHT and it's gonna be sick. Standard
Hollywood - no cover - RSVP HERE :
http://ping.fm/VsToj
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Women. They grow up faster, and poop slower.
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Russel is SO pissed at me...
Russel is SO pissed at me...
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I have jailbroken my iPhone and now have internet on my mac wherever I am
through 3G. SO EASY. THANK YOU GIZMODO - learn how HERE :
http://ping.fm/1rVVM
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LA Peeps - you have an open invite to come to my ALBUM RELEASE PARTY on Web
the 12th. RSVP HERE :
http://ping.fm/CoNcQ
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They just found Elliot Smith's suicide note. It's his music.
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RSVP for my comedy album release party on May 13 @ Standard HERE :
http://ping.fm/l6AXp
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Windows 7 is a better OS than OSX. End. Of. Story.

My DVD release party @ the Standard May 12th! RSVP inside.

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Can't read the email? View it HERE.

Hey errrrbody.

Although it only took me 10 years to do it, I’m finally releasing my 1st comedy album titled Theater Degree, on New Wave Dynamics.

To celebrato this little occasion, I am throwing a massive RELEASE PARTY @ the STANDARD in HOLLYWOOD. WED – MAY 12th. 9pm – 2am.

Featuring sets by DJ LIFE and a very special performance by ARMANDO and EARTHBAG of TERRAKROMA. Don’t miss this!

Oh yeah – NO COVER.

So bring your ass out on May 12 and help me turn it up a couple of notches in style.

Oh and my good friends from Mutineer Magazine will be there too. This just keeps getting better and better.

CLICK THE FLYER TO RSVP ON FACEBOOK :


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