You know, I was really thinking of qiting.

Credit? Crisis? Same difference.

[PIC] FEAR THE ROBOTS! (Taken inside M.I.T. BTW)

58 cents day 2. The dream liveth on.

LOOK at this lineup. This shows gonna be HOT.

DAVE ATTELL just added to tonight's show. all info @ www.benmorrison.org/thoughtrocket.htm

Tonight at Improv with Dom Irerra and Jeff Ross. And Hello.

Hello friends of the mailing-list. How have you been? I am working my keister off. If you have seen it, give me a call.

So.

Tonight I will be performing on COMEDYJUICE LIVE at the amazing THE HOLLYWOOD IMPROV with Dom Irerra and Jeff Ross. It's going to be an incredible night - the ComedyJuice shows are widely believed to be the best in Los Angeles. Doesn't hurt that they're my boys.

To be placed on the Hollywood list and get in for ONLY 7 BUCKS email Guestlist@comedyjuice.com ASAP.

(OH, and if you just can't get enough Twestival here's a clip that just ran on our local news and Yahoo Broadcast about raising money for charities on-line : http://tinyurl.com/albned)

I will see you there tonight.

(And a big announcement is coming soon.)

COMEDYJUICE LIVE @ THE THE HOLLYWOOD IMPROV
8162 Melrose Ave, Los Angeles, CA; - (323) 651-2583;
10:00 PM - EMAIL Guestlist@comedyjuice.com for 7 DOLLAR TICKETS ASAP.
GOOGLE MAP : http://bit.ly/X2Vh7

Nice,

- Ben

website : www.benmorrison.org
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I might only have 58 cents to my name, but it's 58 cents more than nothin.

I present : the weirdest PSA's ever. This thing is a GOLDMINE. http://ping.fm/tlEaH

This is easily the best 3D street painting I have ever seen : http://ping.fm/71RyG

We be eatin so good even our dogs got hotels.

I will drink the small energy drink and eat the small energy bar and
be just fine with it.

I will drink the small energy drink and eat the small energy bar and
be just fine with it.

Today is a heavy smog day in my brain.

I'm at my buddy Wilson's place, and that's Wilson.

On live now LATalkradio.com

On LIVE now. Latalkradio.com click on "listen live now" and call in!

Seriously, do people even LOOK at what they're sculpting?

What Would Jesus Drive?

Think It's got vegetables?

Magic Troll Dolls were probably Jews.

You know it's laundry day when you're rockin the hospital socks.

You know I'm not gonna lie to you, I'm kind of in love with these LED
tea lights.

And in the shadows, I will take your jewls.

TONIGHT - Hollywood Improv w. Daniel Tosh (comps avail) / Twestival LA Recap

FIRST : TONIGHT'S SHOW

TONIGHT - Feb 19, 200and9, I am performing @ my home-away-from-home Hollywood Improv, with Daniel Tosh. He is very funny. Here is a clip of him being funny : http://bit.ly/M8Tnb

It's going to be a good time. If you missed me @ Twestival now's a good chance to come and hang at my favorite club for gratis. Because they're mi familia I got them to give me comp tickets @ the window to anyone who says they're on "my list". There won't even be a physical list present, but aaaaanyone who says they're on mine gets a ticket as free as the people of this fine nation. America free.

THE HOLLYWOOD IMPROV
8162 Melrose Ave, Los Angeles, CA‎ - (323) 651-2583‎
8:00 PM - say you're on "Ben's List" to get in comped.
GOOGLE MAP : http://bit.ly/X2Vh7

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SECOND : TWESTIVAL RECAP

Thank you SO MUCH to everyone who came out and supported this amazing night. It was an incredible success and we estimate we raised ~ $10,000 for the charity.

(In fact it was such a success I just might be running something like it on a monthly basis at a certain incredible comedy club oft mentioned in my emails. But more on that later.)

Check out our coverage in the LA TIMES : http://bit.ly/13p0et
And a VIDEO that was cut featuring interviews with Joe Rogan, Myself and iJustine : http://bit.ly/106Ver
And if you haven't had enough Twestival, our flickr pool : http://bit.ly/bO9QI

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THIRD : the DAVID AFTER DENTIST video.

Totally clean. And really makes me laugh.

http://bit.ly/ISiha

--

-Ben

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Nothing says sexier than eyeliner on a dude.

This is going to be my Hip Hop name.

You know when the IRS sends you a letter marked Urgent with two
capital letters, it just might be.

Man I get so effin nervous whenever I open this thing up. This is the
hell that Mac users do not go through.

Ladies, watch out. Ben's just discovered LED tea lights.

I am currently out of money and am taking a gamble on the longevity of
the big bag of rice.

My room is clean, and therefore, so am I.

I'm trimming up my twitter followers and I gotta say I'm really
dissapointed that more Morrisons didn't retun the love. Well Sara and
Jeremy Morrison, maybe it was meant to be...

And keep your back window clear.

Pandora radio understands me in a way no woman ever will.

How the fuck did anyone ever look at these and think of teenage mutant
ninjas?

This place is serious about it's no-farting policy.

Twestival LA - Dave Attell added, LA Times covering the event. Don't. Miss. This.

Hello friends, this is your final TWESTIVAL LA email.

Heat has been building like the cushion of my seat and just this morning KCRW the local NPR station did a bit on our Twestival Party. And, we have just been informed that the LA Times is going to be in attendance doing a writeup as well. We are all very happy about this.

Oh and Dave Attell from Insomniac has just been added to the lineup.

So please, if you live in LA, don't miss this, it's going to be the best show you've ever seen, for a cause we can't ignore.

-Ben

THURSDAY FEBRUARY 12th - TWESTIVAL LOS ANGELES

A Night of Entertainment you'll never forget for a cause we can't ignore.

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Join us this Thursday, Feb 12th, as Twitter and Charity: Water present the first ever Twestival (that's twitter + festival), a 180+city pan-world-flash-festival-for-a-cause.

One part meetup, one part all-star comedy show and one part all-out dance party, Twestival LA is being held in the 2,000 capacity Club 740, downtown LA's historic old Globe Theater. Featuring celebrity guests from in and out of the blogosphere, nationally headlining comedians and super-star DJs - 100% of ticket sales will go directly to Charity : Water's efforts to dig clean drinkingwells in impoverished nations.

So the more fun you have, the more clean water we give.

LIVE COMEDY SETS BY :
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Joe Rogan (Fear Factor, News Radio)
Dave Attell (Insomniac)
Ben Morrison (Punk'd, the Improv)
Dov Davidoff (Comedy Central Presents, The Tonight Show)
Nick Thune (Comedy Central Presents)

LIVE PERFORMANCES BY :
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DJ Rap (djrap.com)
Robtronik (compressionla.com)
Tay Zonday (YouTube Chocolate Rain viral smash)
Eve Falcon (evefaclcon.com)
Me and Heath (meandheath.com)
Mannny (Greensector.com)
Armando and Earthbag (terrakroma.com)

SPECIAL LIVE APPEARANCES BY :
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iJustine (iJustine.com)
David Lawrence (Puppet-Master on NBC's Heroes)
Zane Lamprey (Host of TV's Three Sheets)
Leah D'Emilio (Mahalo Daily)
Felicia Day (The Guild)
Zadi Diaz (Epic Fu)

AND MORE TBA!

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Where: Club 740, 753 S Spring St., Los Angeles, CA 90014

When: Thurs, Feb 12th, 8pm - 2am

What: Comedy Show, Music, and Mingling. 21 and Over.

Cost: $10, $20, $50, $100 donations

(YES! even $10 - WE WANT EVERYONE TO COME!)

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With 100% of all staff donating their time on behalf of this incredible cause, Twestival LA is an event for the people, by the people. Please be a part of this historic event.

For TICKETS and more information on Twestival LA and Charity: Water please visit or official website :

(BUY YOUR TICKETS NOW !)

http://www.givewaterla.org

that name again is Mr. :

http://www.givewaterla.org

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TWESTIVAL LA: Tweet. Meet. Give.

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Twestival LA is tomorrow night. Don't. Miss. This. (try 2)

(I am VERY sorry if this is a duplicate!)

Hello friends,

Tomorrow night is Twestival LA, and it's going to be amazing. I've never worked harder of making a show that everyone is going to love - from the top-notch comedians to the kick-ass DJs this is an event to remember.

Here's the POSTER -> http://www.benmorrison.org/flyers/twestival_09_poster.jpg

And here's an INTERVIEW I did with LAist Mag about the event - http://laist.com/2009/02/09/philanthropist_interview_ben_morris.php

Please buy your tickets now to avoid any holdup at the door.

I can't wait to see you there.

-Ben

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THURSDAY FEBRUARY 12th - TWESTIVAL LOS ANGELES

A Night of Entertainment you'll never forget for a cause we can't ignore.

----------------------------------------

Join us this Thursday, Feb 12th, as Twitter and Charity: Water present the first ever Twestival (that's twitter + festival), a 180+city pan-world-flash-festival-for-a-cause.

One part meetup, one part all-star comedy show and one part all-out dance party, Twestival LA is being held in the 2,000 capacity Club 740, downtown LA's historic old Globe Theater. Featuring celebrity guests from in and out of the blogosphere, nationally headlining comedians and super-star DJs - 100% of ticket sales will go directly to Charity : Water's efforts to dig clean drinkingwells in impoverished nations.

So the more fun you have, the more clean water we give.

LIVE COMEDY SETS BY :
---------------------------------------
Joe Rogan (Fear Factor, News Radio)
Ben Morrison (Punk'd, the Improv)
Dov Davidoff (Comedy Central Presents, The Tonight Show)
Nick Thune (Comedy Central Presents)

LIVE PERFORMANCES BY :
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DJ Rap (djrap.com)
Robtronik (compressionla.com)
Tay Zonday (YouTube Chocolate Rain viral smash)
Eve Falcon (evefaclcon.com)
Me and Heath (meandheath.com)
Mannny (Greensector.com)
Armando and Earthbag (terrakroma.com)

SPECIAL LIVE APPEARANCES BY :
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iJustine (iJustine.com)
David Lawrence (Puppet-Master on NBC's Heroes)
Zane Lamprey (Host of TV's Three Sheets)
Leah D'Emilio (Mahalo Daily)
Felicia Day (The Guild)
Zadi Diaz (Epic Fu)

AND MORE TBA!

-------------------------------------

Where: Club 740, 753 S Spring St., Los Angeles, CA 90014

When: Thurs, Feb 12th, 8pm - 2am

What: Comedy Show, Music, and Mingling. 21 and Over.

Cost: $10, $20, $50, $100 donations

(YES! even $10 - WE WANT EVERYONE TO COME!)

-------------------------------------

With 100% of all staff donating their time on behalf of this incredible cause, Twestival LA is an event for the people, by the people. Please be a part of this historic event.

For TICKETS and more information on Twestival LA and Charity: Water please visit or official website :

(BUY YOUR TICKETS NOW !)

http://www.givewaterla.org

that name again is Mr. :

http://www.givewaterla.org

------------------------------------

TWESTIVAL LA: Tweet. Meet. Give.

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Impromptu room rearranging. The aftermath.

12:47 am. Impromptu room rearrangement. When this happens you just
gotta go with it.

Why exactly is the condom aisle called "Family Planning"? Aren't you
doing the exact opposite?

Crohn's is not happy. I feel like I'm moving in slow-mo.

Yeah I think I'm just gonna have a sandwich.

Thursday Feb 12th - TWESTIVAL LA - DJs / Comedy / Celebs for Charity!

THIS IS THE BEST EVENT I'VE EVER PRODUCED. DON'T MISS IT!

So I don't exactly know how I came to produce and emcee Twitter's massive benefit for Charity: Water, but I did. (Charity: Water digs wells in countries where no clean water is available. And I dig that.)

And I'm planning the best party in Los Angeles.

TWESTIVAL : LA - The City of Angels, uses the internet, to throw a party, so that one-in-six people don't have to drink dirty water.

FLYER -
http://www.benmorrison.org/flyers/twestival_09_flyer_web.jpg

This THURSDAY FEB 12th I will be Hosting and producing an INCREDIBLE evening of entertainment in the 2,000 capacity CLUB 740. The event is the Los Angeles wing of TWESTIVAL - a 180 + city pan-global-flash-festival donating ONE HUNDRED PERCENT OF TICKET SALES to Charity: Water.

SO - HERE'S THE LINEUP SO FAR - TICKETS ARE AS CHEAP AS 10 BUCKS!

LIVE COMEDY SETS BY :
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Joe Rogan (Fear Factor, News Radio)
Ben Morrison (Punk'd, the Improv)
Dov Davidoff (Comedy Central Presnets, NBC's Raines)
Nick Thune (Comedy Central Presents)

LIVE DJ SETS BY :
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DJ Rap (djrap.com - One of the biggest female DJs ever)
Eve Falcon (evefalcon.com)
Mannny (Greensector, gorgeous-chillout)

SPECIAL APPERANCES BY :
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iJustine (iJustine.com)
Tay Zonday (YouTUBE Chocolate Rain video sensation)
David Lawrence (The Puppet-Master on Heroes)

AND MORE TBA!

To Learn all about what we're doing, see the lineup and BUY TICKETS NOW (advised... look at this lineup, seriously).

GO TO :

http://www.givewaterla.org

BUY TICKETS NOW!

Where: Club 740, 753 S Spring St., Los Angeles, CA 90014

When: Thurs, Feb 12th, 8pm - 2am

What: Comedy Show, Music, and Mingling. 21 and Over.

Cost: $10, $20, $50, $100 donations

EMAIL ME WITH ANY QUESTIONS - THIS IS GOING TO KICK SOME ASS!

-Ben

ben@benmorrison.org

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Running a virus scan is as nerve-racking as waiting for the results of
an STD test.

The light on that sign quickly pulsated up and down and I tell you it
was actually kinda creepy.

Man there's this restaurant in New York, it's impossible to get into.
There's no door!

- Morrison
www.benmorrison.org

I think if I ever direct a horror film, one of the flashbacks is going
to have happen in a Bally's urinal.

What do you think this guy does for a living?

Just another day at work with Twestival LA and iJustine.

That is the longest band name I've ever heard.

Our brain and our galxy are made from billions of little shaking dots
with an agenda.

- Morrison
www.benmorrison.org