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TOMORROW NIGHT - Nextaid World AIDS Day Party ! Tix / Video @ http://ping.fm/zZBvu
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i am so goddamn cyber.
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This just about sums it up...
This just about sums it up...
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http://ping.fm/glKQc just BLEW ME AWAY with his new multimedia-
based one-man-show about all things alcahol! Please join his
mailinglist on the link provided and ATTEND HIS LIVE SHOW on his
upcoming run. YOU WILL LEARN AND BOOZE!! - BMo
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It specifies
It specifies "Remove plastic before using". Seriously. How high are people getting that they're trying to roll blunts with the wrapper?
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NEW VIDEO - Promo for the Dec 1st. World AIDS Day party with NEXTAID. Done as my DJ CHARACTER CHECK IT : http://ping.fm/IheoD
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God bless you iPhone 3GS
God bless you iPhone 3GS
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(PIC) Arizona sunset.
(PIC) Arizona sunset.
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(PIC) If I can say one thing, it's thank God it's seafood.
(PIC) If I can say one thing, it's thank God it's seafood.
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(PIC) In Glendale, AZ. the Released-From-Jail newspaper.
(PIC) In Glendale, AZ. the Released-From-Jail newspaper.
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This is how men see the world.
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Smoking a Black and Mild makes me feel mildly black.

www.benmorrison.org
just go there.
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(PIC) Things are on fire here at the Factory.
(PIC) Things are on fire here at the Factory.
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(PIC) Unless you are actually mentally handicapped, this liscence  place makes you an asshole...
(PIC) Unless you are actually mentally handicapped, this liscence
place makes you an asshole...
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DON'T HAVE PLANS TONIGHT? How about FREE tickets to see me @ the Laugh Factory 8:00 show. Email ben@benmorrison.org with yr names ASAP.
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Kenyan food runs as fast as it's people.
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FRIDAY 11-20 - Free Tickets to my show at Laugh Factory - 8:00. Email Ben@benmorrison.org
for COMPS.
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The nice thing about toothpaste is that if you forget the cap, the toothpaste makes one for you.
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(PIC) This just about sums it up... http://ping.fm/YSIUz
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FREE FRIDAYS continue! Tomorrow 10-20 I am @ LAUGH FACTORY 8:00 - 4 UNLIM FREE TIX email names and guests to ben@benmorrison.org ASAP!

Free Friday at the Laugh Factory

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Hello my amazing friends. Based on the success of my previous Friday nights I am once again hosting the Hollywood Laugh Factory's 8:00 show.

If you're not too busy watching New Moon, I'd love to see your beautiful face in the audience. Because I have a persuasive dimple, I am able to offer UNLIMITED FREE TICKETS to the show. Admission is $25 at the Box Office so this is a great way to thank you for putting up with all my goddamn emails!

Anyway, if you'd like to come, email me - ben@benmorrison.org with your name and number of guests. I'll email you back with an RSVP and your comp tix will be waiting at the box office.

AND - DEC 1st - YOU HAVE PLANS
MAJOR house party with NEXTAID for WORLD AIDS DAY.

Thrown at the amazing Marrakesh House this will be the party of the year featuring LOUIE VEGA, DJ RAP, ME, BEN GLEIB and WHITNEY CUMMINGS. More info @ http://nextaid.org/wad2009/ - srrrsly - giving back will shake ya'booty!

EMAIL ME BACK ABOUT FRIDAY - THE MORE THE MERRIER, ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY GOT IN FREE.

Kiss,

- Benjamino

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(PIC) Goodbye Windows XP.
(PIC) Goodbye Windows XP.
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I am so hopelessly in love with Windiows 7. Microsoft, you sure know how to steal the best stuff. (Ben's gettin' teary...)
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Windows 7... you sexy, sexy thing.
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Oh yeah and F*#K Capital One. Please re-tweet this.
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Capital One has just informed me that because of one late payment, my 6% APR is going up to 30%. It's expensive, to be poor.
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FREE TIX for Laugh Factory Tonight 8:00 - me and Kid from Kid N play.
For COMPS email Ben@benmorrison.org
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FREE TIX for LAUGH FACTORY tonight - 8:00 show with Chris "Kid" Reid from Kid n' Play! email ben@benmorrison.org your name and guests ASAP.
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(PIC) How pumpkin pie is really made (VERY funny) : http://ping.fm/TRfXM
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Tonight @ 8:30 - The Jon Lovitz Comedy Club - NEXT ROUND SHOWCASE. KILLER lineup - for COMPS email abbbie32xs@gmail.com ASAP! - Ben
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Tonight - 8:00 - The Hollywood Improv. A very special benefit for an ailing relative of my friend The Greg Wilson! Tix @ http://www.improv.com
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TONIGHT - 8:00 Hollywood Improv (tix @ http://www.improv.com) - 8:30 John Lovitz Comedy Club (4 COMPS email abbbey3@gmail.com ASAP).
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Whenever I'm around people who are singing I want them to stop, but
when I'm singing and there are people around me, I want them to listen.
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OC PEEPS - Tonight - 10:00 - I am at the IRVINE IMPROV with The Greg Wilson - for FREE TIX email irvine@comedyjuice.com ASAP - Ben.
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(LINK) A bear with no hair. http://ping.fm/IJBvK
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(PIC) Sometimes, two separate posts are fine. http://ping.fm/nKEaW

Amazing shows in OC / Hollwood.

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Hello my fine list of friends. I have been sitting on my futon all day hammering away at this computer and I think I like it.

So - this week - we got some incredible shows - and I want you there.

TUESDAY - IRVINE IMPROV

10:00 COMEDYJUICE Tuesday Nights
EPIC shows + free tix --> for COMPS email
Irvine@comedyjuice.com

THURSDAY 2 INCREDIBLE SHOWS --

8:00 - THE HOLLYWOOD IMPROV
LAFF SUPPORT! - The Greg Wilson Presents a very special evening of comedy to benefit a young relative of his in need. The lineup is amazing, and it's for a good cause.
FLYER --> http://imgur.com/kBW9Q.jpg
TIX --> http://www.improv.com

8:30 - NEXT ROUND COMEDY SHOWCASE @ THE JOHN LOVITZ COMEDY CLUB
This one is going to be HOT - already PACKED OUT and getting more pack'd'er - if you like Universal Citywalk and neon-stuff - THIS ONE'S FOR YOU!

FLYER --> http://imgur.com/mCiCt.jpg

ME
Sam Tripoli
Steve Hofsterrer
Jason Collings
and more

FOR COMPS - email abbbie3@gmail.com - ASAP

And that's that my friends - I hope to see you at one of these upcoming comedy-tastic events.

Until then,

I remain,

Ben,

Morrison,

- Ben Morrison


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(PIC) Headed to a Mad Men themed party in the hills with @bengleib and    @haelyscomet. Sharp.
(PIC) Headed to a Mad Men themed party in the hills with @bengleib and
@haelyscomet. Sharp.
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Tonight! - Laugh Factory Hollywood - 10:00 show - Me, Al Madrigal, Mario Joyner and Bryan Callen - tix + info @ http://ping.fm/W9wyw
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TONIGHT @ 10:00 I'm am at the HOLLYWOOD LAUGH FACTORY with Al Madrigal, Mario Joyner and Bryan Callen! Tix @ http://ping.fm/QGhuK
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(PIC) Jesse Kelly is going to F*$K congress UP.
(PIC) Jesse Kelly is going to F*$K congress UP.
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There is NO WAY that AT&T is going to be able to handle the next-gen iPhone.
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(PIC) This is actually parking for suns rising over snowy mountain-tops.
(PIC) This is actually parking for suns rising over snowy mountain-tops.
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Does pimping your ride make you the ho?
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I'm headlining the PASADENA ICEHOUSE TONIGHT, 10:00 SHOW - for FREE TIX email icehouse@ComedyJuice.com ASAP. Yes. - BeMo
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You know I'm surprised there aren't more Armenian NASCAR champions, cause, I live in an Armenian neighborhood, and they practice.
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LA PEOPLE - I'm at the HaHa Cafe tonight - 9:00. SAY MY NAME at the
door for FREE TIX!
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(PIC) At the IBD Support Foundation's gala. Learn more @ http://ping.fm/hAUWi
(PIC) At the IBD Support Foundation's gala. Learn more @ http://ping.fm/hAUWi
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LA Peeps - do any of you have a westsiderentals login i could use? it's moving time... if so pls email me ben@benmorrison.org thanks!
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(PIC) Ben Gleib's burn.
(PIC) Ben Gleib's burn.
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ON LIVE NOW : http://ping.fm/szdgS with Olivia Wilder and Ben
Gleib!
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IN ONE HOUR - BEN GLEIB and myself LIVE on BLOGTALKRADIO W. OLIVIA WILDER. Listen HERE --> http://ping.fm/IirjZ
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Apparently Kama Sutra's a religion. I'm now considering going to church.

DVD footage / IBDSF / Blog Talk Radio Tonight / LA Shows

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Hello everyone - well, we got a busy one ahead of us this time. A lot going on, here's whats what.

-- DVD FOOTAGE

As y'all know I did my DVD taping a couple of weeks ago and I'm proud to announce it's debut on live-laughs.com. My boy Amir opened up for me (his set plays before mine).

If you're a fan of my stand-up this is a pretty killer uncensored taping (and special thanks to my special friend Joe Tex for hooking this all up).

WATCH NOW --> http://www.live-laughs.com/episode.jsp?id=56

-- TONIGHT! - Internet Radio

INTERNET RADIO with Ben Gleib and Ben Morrison. Hosted by the irreplaceable Olivia Wilder, Gleib and I will be hitting up another spectacular chunk of Improv madness.

TUNE IN LIVE - Tonight @ 8:00 Pacific HERE -- > http://www.blogtalkradio.com/olivia/2009/11/03/GLEIB-MORRISON-REDUX

-- TOMORROW - IBDSF Gala

I am attending the IBD Support Foundation's annual gala. For those of you on my list who know what Crohn's and Colitis are, the IBD Support Foundation is an organization dedicated to providing a mental infrastructure for those of us with unpredictable asses. While tickets are currently unavailable there no better time to explore the IBDSF's amazing network.

LA PEOPLE - GET INVOLVED - the IBDSF has real-in-person resources for you! (email me with any questions!)

WEBSITE --> http://ibdsf.com
DONATE --> http://ibdsf.com/contribute.html

-- WEDNESDAY + THURSDAY STAND UP SHOWS

I am at the HaHa Cafe this Wednesday AND Thursday nights @ 9:00 - SAY MY NAME @ THE DOOR BEFORE 9:00 AND GET IN FREE.

AND on THURSDAY - I am at the ICEHOUSE in Pasadena after my set at the HaHA - 10:00 SHOW. These nights have been MASSIVE - email guestlist@comedyjuice.com for FREE TIX!

THAT'S IT - TWO HUGE SHOWS NEXT WEEK - MORE INFO TO COME!

I love you with the heat of 400 billion suns.

- ben

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TONIGHT - Ben Gleib and I get JIGGy with OLIVIA WILDER on BLOGTALKRADIO. Tune in live @ 8:00 Pacific - http://ping.fm/YeXlB