Melted. My. Wittle. Heart. Merry Christmas friends. :
http://ping.fm/JBN7n

Transformers 2 makes GI Joe look like The Dark Knight.

Actually I was wrong about that. Zombieland is the best movie ever.

Seriously Hollywood. You're never going to make a better movie than GI
Joe so you should probably stop trying.

GI Joe is the single best movie ever made. And I'm only 15 min in.

Man I love getting loaded and watching intervention.

There really are alot of movies about one man.

Love changes everything.

There are no fatties in New York cause everyone walks and there are no
fatties in Los Angeles cause everyone makes fun of them.

I just sneezed next to a Christian who didn't say "God bless you". Why
pass up the opportunity?

Thinking you're Jesus is somuchfun.

Frosted Christmas trees in Los Angeles just look like the tree has a
coke problem.

I'm on hold with my bank. They're playing banjo music. Comforting.

This is a certifiably badass sand-sculpture : http://ping.fm/B5QOt

This might just be the most ignorant redneck thing I've ever seen. And yes, it's hilarious. : http://ping.fm/7KsoS