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Tonight I am on the FARMACY show @ the Hollywood Improv 8:00. High Times
Ahead! Email comps@benmorrison.org for FREE tix asap!
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Doing dishes is a lot like going to the gym. Torture when you're thinking about it but not that bad when you're doing it.
Doing dishes is a lot like going to the gym. Torture when you're thinking about it but not that bad when you're doing it.
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Have you seen this chicken? :
http://ping.fm/YWAAP
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Eastbound and Down delivers.
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No I think that's how Hennessy's been done for a little while now...
No I think that's how Hennessy's been done for a little while now...
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Tonight Mutineer Magazine and I take over the Hollywood Laugh Factory 10:00
show. Don't miss this - email rsvp@mutineermagazine.com for COMPS asap!
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Don't miss the best show ever, tonight @ Laugh Factory 10pm. Email
rsvp@mutineermagazine.com for COMPS this is going to be massive. - Ben
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Don't miss the best show ever, tonight @ Laugh Factory 10pm. Email
rsvp@mutineermagazine.com for COMPS this is going to be massive. - Ben
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A good joke is like an explosion in reverse.
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I still have FREE TIX avail to see ME, Steve-O (yup) and Bryan Callen
TONIGHT @ Hollywood Improv 10:00 show. Email comps@benmorrison.org for TIX!
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And TONIGHT I'm @ The Hollywood Improv Comedyjuice Show - 10:00 w. Steve-O,
Bryan Callen and Dana Gould. Email comps@benmorrison.org for free tix!
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Tomorrow night Mutineer Magazine and I are stating a FREE Comedy Competition  from Hollywood Laugh Factory! email rsvp@mutineermagazine.com
Tomorrow night Mutineer Magazine and I are stating a FREE Comedy Competition
from Hollywood Laugh Factory! email rsvp@mutineermagazine.com for COMPS!
Flyer attached.
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Thursday night Mutineer Magazine and I take over the Laugh Factory. Email  rsvp@mutineermagazine.com for free tix! Flyer attached!
Thursday night Mutineer Magazine and I take over the Laugh Factory. Email
rsvp@mutineermagazine.com for free tix! Flyer attached!
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This Thursday 10pm we're holding the Mutineer Magazine Comedy Competition @  Laugh Factory. FREE show. Amazing lineup! See attached flyer fo
This Thursday 10pm we're holding the Mutineer Magazine Comedy Competition @
Laugh Factory. FREE show. Amazing lineup! See attached flyer for all info!
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I would just like to thank all involved for making last night a true classic.
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Humerous.

Sent from my iPhone
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I don't know why, but I hate folding laundry with a visceral passion.
I don't know why, but I hate folding laundry with a visceral passion.
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Male shower gel is so violent.
Male shower gel is so violent.
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Today was a GTL day.
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It's official, I, am an Apple whore.
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The iPhone 1st generation is the most significant piece of design in the
last 10 years.
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I am at the HaHa Cafe LIVE tonight - 8:30 - http://ping.fm/ONNRV for tix and
info.
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Just took a 12 hour nap.
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On LIVE now Playboy Radio Sirrius/XM.
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I'll be live on Playboy Radio on Sirrius/XM in 10 min!
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Girls, if you want to find the man of your dreams date me. Once we break up
violently, you'll find him.
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My ass can kiss itself.
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Laugh 4 Sight w. me + Sarah Silverman is TONIGHT. Tix @
http://ping.fm/yBEtv code 'BLFS4' for my discount! Best show this
YEAR!
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Laugh For Sight w. Sarah Silverman is TOMORROW NIGHT. Tix @
http://ping.fm/7jkQe
use code BLFS4 for discount!
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Tomorrow night I am on LAUGH FOR SIGHT w. Sarah Silverman / Kevin Nealon  etc. http://ping.fm/F2FxU for tix  uze promo code
Tomorrow night I am on LAUGH FOR SIGHT w. Sarah Silverman / Kevin Nealon
etc. http://ping.fm/F2FxU for tix
uze promo code "BLFS4" for DISCOUNT!
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Whatever happened, happens.
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Scientology's got one shiny crucifix.
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The Apple magic trackpad might actually be magic.
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Trader Joes must work hard to find the most unripe avacados in  California.
Trader Joes must work hard to find the most unripe avacados in
California.
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Man when they invent a thoughts transcriber I'm gonna be the best
author.
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You will never pack like this person has packed. :
http://i.imgur.com/A1Su1.jpg
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Uncle Sam was a hit on the dance floor...
Uncle Sam was a hit on the dance floor...
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I was gonna go vote to leagalize weed, but then I got high.
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I'm in good company...
I'm in good company...