Pow!

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Batman reportedly insisted on using a portable toilet that was rented by local union workers who were picketing a local business on the boulevard.

You're Gay

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You Gay?
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"On April 13th, Fear Nothing. Risk everything."

Well what if I wanna fear nothing and risk everything on April 12th? What then? Already feared nothing. Already risked everything. Did it last night in fact. Feared and risked everything still woke up for breakfast. Way I do.

You gotta consider your marketplace.
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First, all girls are straight up lying when they say that size does not matter. Just for the record you straight up are.

I got this boy Pete who be gettin all the girls at school, and Pete ugly yo, we think he be druggin them and shit, but Pete got this secret, yo. These TABLETS, YO! They make his magic stick grow almost double the size and it's STILL gettin' bigger! He ain't NEVER seen his magic stick grow so big! His BROTHERS be takin' them too yo! And THEY sticks be grown twice-large TOO!

I'ma order some for myself kid, the place you be orderin' from, they gar-on-tee that shit son, if you're stick aint be growin you got five back ON it. Hundred per CENT.

Gon' go see if Pete got any more of those under his bed son, I got ladies comin' over.

Boards of Canada blowin stuff up

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In keeping with the theme of things exploding poetically, here's a video from the out-there but incredible Boards of Canada doing just that. If you listen to this music underwater, it sounds like children laughing.

Kaboom

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This is extremely beautiful - This is an add for the travel channel wherein elaborate sand-caste explosions were filmed in high-speed and then played backwards. It looks like how the universe began. Or how my brain completes thoughts.

Human slinky blows my mind.

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I really shouldn't have eaten that acid before watching this. Or did I watch anything?

A model for us all, lazy people.

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A lot of people would say this guy is an idiot for putting his car in drive while letting it coast towards an un-open garage door, but I wouldn't. I'd say he's my hero, and arrived a full 10 seconds before you did, getting the job.


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