First, all girls are straight up lying when they say that size does not matter. Just for the record you straight up are. I got this boy Pete who be gettin all the girls at school, and Pete ugly yo, we think he be druggin them and shit, but Pete got this secret, yo. These TABLETS, YO! They make his magic stick grow almost double the size and it's STILL gettin' bigger! He ain't NEVER seen his magic stick grow so big! His BROTHERS be takin' them too yo! And THEY sticks be grown twice-large TOO!
I'ma order some for myself kid, the place you be orderin' from, they gar-on-tee that shit son, if you're stick aint be growin you got five back ON it. Hundred per CENT.
Gon' go see if Pete got any more of those under his bed son, I got ladies comin' over.
