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Announcing - WED MAY 13th - My DVD release party is @ The Standard
Hollywood! - NO COVER - RSVP HERE :
http://ping.fm/fqDV6
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WTF? Im on Wikipedia? [link] http://ping.fm/kKdum
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WTF? Im on Wikipedia? [link] http://ping.fm/d197T
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This is what happens when old people go to 3D movies...
This is what happens when old people go to 3D movies...
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This is what happens when old people go to 3D movies...
This is what happens when old people go to 3D movies...
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Everyone please wish www.facebook.com/haely a happy birthday.
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This is a pic of some dude in Croatia picking his nose in a bananna  hammock by the beach. Classy. [pic]
This is a pic of some dude in Croatia picking his nose in a bananna
hammock by the beach. Classy. [pic]
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A compilation of infomercial people being retards before they get the
product. Deffo LULZ :
http://ping.fm/MRuiJ
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When mercury's in retrograde I'm sippin' lemonade.
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This firewood's no rookie.
This firewood's no rookie.
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Can't use snail-mail, I mail salt.
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This is is a pic I took of Jay-Z @ Coachella.
This is is a pic I took of Jay-Z @ Coachella.
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I have FREE TIX for tonight's show @ the Laugh Factory Hollywood w. Tom
Arnold. If you want em - email comps@benmorrison.org ASAP.
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Hey guys - please join my facebook group - it'll make getting in touch with
you much easier :
http://ping.fm/wRrbm
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Small, medium, and large. (pic)
Small, medium, and large. (pic)
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A fart is like a thunderclap before a lightening bolt poop.
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Who needs pornography when you have the American Apparel website?
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Get ready for your brain to hurt - apparently black holes may contain other
universes. Yes, I just passed out too... (link)
http://ping.fm/tZPH5
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On LIVE right now - Olivia Wilder's show on BlogTalkRadio :
http://ping.fm/vQjDq
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Please join my Facebook Group - It'll make communicating with all of you
much, much easier :
http://ping.fm/snzJc THANKS! - Ben
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Please vote YES one more time for me. We are so close to winning! : http://ping.fm/9dNXO
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Mac's behave like spoled little rich kids.
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Laugh Factory voting is almost over and I still need your help! Please vote
YES for ME and NO for EVERYONE ELSE thanks! :
http://ping.fm/cVBeC
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Everyone who votes YES for me in the Laugh Factory competition gets MANLOVE.
VOTE HERE : http://ping.fm/KpYD5
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I need your support! if you've voted please vote again!
http://ping.fm/ZMz4h THANKS!
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Please RT : Im Helping Ben Morrison win Laugh Factory Fresh Faces - Vote for
BEN HERE : http://ping.fm/GQvby
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We are winning my friends - #1 with a nice clip - keep voting YES for Mr.
Morrison PLZ : http://ping.fm/yalEs

My new video + your vote = this email.

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Can't read the email? View it HERE.

Well hello again my friends. It’s been awhile. And I deffo need a haircut.

Aside from being stupendously busy putting together lots of stuff I can’t talk about yet, I am currently enrolled in the Laugh Factory’s Fresh Faces competition on-lines.

I’d love it if you could vote for me. (No Registration required. Just a click.)

CLICK THE PIC TO BE TAKEN TO THE LAUGH FACTORY’S PAGE :

Then click the LIIIITLE ICON that looks like ME

Watch my jokes. Laugh.

Rob a 7-11.

And then click the YES button.

And that’s it.

You’ve just saved a nation or endangered another one. Either way you’re getting things done.

Until next time,

I remain,

- Benjamin


UNSUBSCRIBE HERE
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Vote for Ben Morrison : please pass on :
http://ping.fm/YAopO
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Im in AAAAA. It's for alcoholic tow-truck drivers.
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This place is no fun.
This place is no fun.
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INTERNET - please VOTE YES for ME in the Laugh Factory Fresh Faces
competition - THANKZ - VIDEO & VOTES :
http://ping.fm/5vmYV
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Tiger's Dad want's to know why Tiger banged everything in the zoo :
http://ping.fm/SqMmw
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I think it may be time for a haircut.
I think it may be time for a haircut.
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Switching from PC to Mac is a pain in the ass.
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Ed Hardy man, so gaudy. Guess that's why people who wear it are named
Gotti.
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Heyoooo - if anyone on the internets is going to cochella and have a line on
a place to stay for me and my crazy GF, shoot me an email @
ben@benmorrison.org. We are fun people.
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Will it Blend? - iPad edition : http://ping.fm/pLWGC
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Mac ppl - make your existence easier and put that dock on the side of the
screen! Sing it with me now!
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I refuse to take Smart Cars seriousy.
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Hey INTERNET - check out my NEW VIDEO - What the Hell is Social Networking?
http://ping.fm/TDKyB