Ride It!!

Subway Rider Sliced in Power Saw Attack

This is a large reason that I'm glad I left New York. It's not that I ever felt that I'd be the victim of a crazed subway rider's powersaw(s), it's just that, in New York, it might happen. And, as the article says, this dude was holding a teddy bear during the attack. Imagine living that one down. "Yeah, just getting on the A-Train, and this crazy MF runs up on me with two power saws and a teddy ruxpin son!"

Not this guy.