Posted by Ben Morrison at 12/16/2009 06:47:00 PM |
I just sneezed next to a Christian who didn't say "God bless you". Why
pass up the opportunity?
16 December, 2009
Posted by Ben Morrison at 12/16/2009 02:44:00 PM |
Thinking you're Jesus is somuchfun.
Posted by Ben Morrison at 12/15/2009 01:54:00 PM |
Frosted Christmas trees in Los Angeles just look like the tree has a
coke problem.
15 December, 2009
Posted by Ben Morrison at 12/15/2009 08:56:00 AM |
I'm on hold with my bank. They're playing banjo music. Comforting.
Posted by Ben Morrison at 12/14/2009 09:27:00 PM |
This is a certifiably badass sand-sculpture : http://ping.fm/B5QOt
14 December, 2009
Posted by Ben Morrison at 12/12/2009 04:32:00 PM |
This might just be the most ignorant redneck thing I've ever seen. And yes, it's hilarious. : http://ping.fm/7KsoS
12 December, 2009
Posted by Ben Morrison at 12/12/2009 04:13:00 PM |
TONIGHT - I am at the Hollywood Improv - 8:00 show - email ben@benmorrison.org for guestlist!
Posted by Ben Morrison at 12/12/2009 04:12:00 PM |
Now THIS is a Christmas card : http://imgur.com/4tmJI
Posted by Ben Morrison at 12/11/2009 03:20:00 PM |
FREE TIX to my show at the LAUGH FACTORY 8:00 TONIGHT. Email
ben@benmorrison.org
for guestlist ASAP!
11 December, 2009
Posted by Ben Morrison at 12/10/2009 08:06:00 PM |
Holy balls did I just have a good workout. I'm BACK San Diego!
10 December, 2009
Posted by Ben Morrison at 12/10/2009 04:12:00 PM |
AFTRA is a joke.
Posted by Ben Morrison at 12/10/2009 11:50:00 AM |
HOLLYWOOD HAT-TRICK - This weekend I am @ Laugh Factory Fri / Improv
Sat / Comedy Store Sun - 8:00 shows. Email comps@benmorrison.org for
FREE TIX ASAP!
Posted by Ben Morrison at 12/10/2009 01:58:00 AM |
Los Angeles GET READY - I am at the Factory, Improv and Comedy store Fri/Sat/Sun. 8:00 shows. email comps@benmorrison.org for guestlist!

Hollywood Hat-trick

Posted by Ben Morrison at 12/09/2009 09:42:00 PM |
Can't read the email? View it HERE.

(I apologize if some of you are getting this as a duplicate – won’t happen again)

Hello my fine friends.  What a weekend we have ahead of us. All three nights. All three comedy clubs. A Hollywood Hat-trick.

maurey

With three shows this hot you got no reason to stay outta the sun – email me ASAP with your names and the show you want to attend and I'll send you a confirmation email back.

FRIDAY NIGHT – HOLLYWOOD LAUGH FACTORY - 8:00 SHOW

Me

Paul Ogata

Butch Bradley

Lowell Sanders

for COMPS email ben@benmorrison.org

SATURDAY NIGHT – HOLLYWOOD IMPROV - 8:00 SHOW

Me

Tom Friesen

KT Tatara

Bret Ernst

Tom Clark

for COMPS email ben@benmorrison.org by Friday 3:00pm

SUNDAY NIGHT – THE COMEDY STORE - 8:00 SHOW

Me

Bobby Lee

Iliza Schlesinger

Chris D'Elia

Steve Trevino

Amir K

for COMPS email ben@benmorrison.org by Sunday 3:00pm

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I love you with a burning fiery flame, which my doctor says should clear up pretty soon.

- Ben OUT

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09 December, 2009
Posted by Ben Morrison at 12/09/2009 10:13:00 AM |
Apparently the Greeks and Romans were some horny bastards... : http://ping.fm/k4x71
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