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Reading listings for theatrical auditions, I came across one from the
producers of America's Most Wanted, casting for the role of
"Norcal Rapist", who, we can only assume, did some rapin' in and
around Northern California.

Clicking on the breakdown, it specified that anyone auditioning must
look exactly like the police sketch, which leads me to believe that
the only person who would be right for the role, is the Norcal Rapist
himself. So, because of this casting snafu, this episode is never
going to get made, and the Noral Rapist will further evade capture.

It is in this way that Hollywood ruins everythying.