(Please RT) Aaron Cohen need yr help - he's overseas freeing enslaved
youths right now! PLEASE donate @ www.abolishslavery.org!

(PIC) THIS is why people hate SUV drivers.

(PIC) Now this is a way to make sure no one leaves the door open...

Does a small dog make a bad nose-job better?

I'm writing a movie about a pothead who goes to Vegas to smoke himself to death. It's called "WHERE is Las Vegas?!"

(PIC) Dear Dr. Ruth, I was married to a sex maniac... http://ping.fm/J3ZqS

You ever gone overdraft because of an overdraft fee?

Men look at women.

(VID) I am so sorry about this... I am just so sorry. But please, get on my horse... http://ping.fm/P6vvU

I'm keeping on keepin' on. Followed by some further keepin' on, and finishing with a flourish of moxy, piss, and vinegar.

(PIC) Los Angeles, smog city USA.

(PIC) I love coffee.

Aaron Cohen is overseas RIGHT NOW freeing victims of human trafficking AND HE NEEDS YOUR HELP. PLEASE DONATE @ http://ping.fm/8qN4Y

Srrrously old people, there's no point in having a cell-phone if you're going to keep it off all the time...

What is money except little pieces of paper that determine what you can and cannot have that I do not have much of...