EAT DA POO POO! (vid)
http://ping.fm/KHUdJ

ok OK, I may have been unfair to the Mac. I finally reinstalled OSX, and uh,
it must have been real fubar before this is like a whole new computer. WOW.
Viva Apple.

TONIGHT - Laugh Factory 10:00 show - I have COMPS - to get em email
comps@benmorrison.org asap and come laugh yr face off.

Hawkward - PIC -
http://ping.fm/MZJIu

Wed may 26th I am debuting my new live act at the Laugh Factory -
10:00 show. For comps email comps@benmorrison.org asap.

Watch me interviewed live at the Mutineer red carpet right now - here
- http://bit.ly/cWYi34

As a favor to yourself don't miss the Mutineer red-carpet tasting
tonight. http://ping.fm/Pm34E for details.

I have three pairs of free tix to the Mutineer red-carpet tasting
tomorrow. First three people to email comps@benmorrison.org get them
now.

TOMORROW NIGHT - Mutineer Mag's Red Carpet Tasting. This is one of the best
events of the year. DO NOT MISS. INFO + TIX -
http://ping.fm/fJv9r

Tomorrow night Mutineer and I throw the eff down. If you live in LA
you must attend. Www.mutineermagazine.com for deets.

Glee is gleeful.

I don't know what everyone's so pissed about - those fish in the Gulf
have free gas 4-eva!

The worst part about watching Man Vs. Wild is knowing that any living thing
Bear comes across is going to get eaten by Bear.

They should really call it "Man Fucks With Wild".

Stars are like space magnets. They pick up planets.