Announcing - WED MAY 13th - My DVD release party is @ The Standard
Hollywood! - NO COVER - RSVP HERE :
http://ping.fm/fqDV6

WTF? Im on Wikipedia? [link] http://ping.fm/kKdum

WTF? Im on Wikipedia? [link] http://ping.fm/d197T

This is what happens when old people go to 3D movies...

This is what happens when old people go to 3D movies...

Everyone please wish www.facebook.com/haely a happy birthday.

This is a pic of some dude in Croatia picking his nose in a bananna
hammock by the beach. Classy. [pic]

A compilation of infomercial people being retards before they get the
product. Deffo LULZ :
http://ping.fm/MRuiJ

When mercury's in retrograde I'm sippin' lemonade.

This firewood's no rookie.

Can't use snail-mail, I mail salt.

This is is a pic I took of Jay-Z @ Coachella.

I have FREE TIX for tonight's show @ the Laugh Factory Hollywood w. Tom
Arnold. If you want em - email comps@benmorrison.org ASAP.

Hey guys - please join my facebook group - it'll make getting in touch with
you much easier :
http://ping.fm/wRrbm

Small, medium, and large. (pic)