I am moving tomorrow and Suday. If any of my fine frends out there
would like to help in exchange for cough cough, food, and booze, email
me. So much love.

The Fully Sick Rapper. Amazing. THIS is what you should do when you get sick : http://ping.fm/5WqqE

And my 12-year-relationship with Crapital One has ended. 30% APR... Suck it.

So based on this image I'm supposed to think about banging a dripping-
wet cherry? No wonder To Catch A Predator has so many episodes... (pic)

Above all else though, I am grateful.

Every living thing wants to hump.

I have finally gone Mac, and I finally get it. Windows 7 is the best
OS pc's will ever have, but a pc isn't a Mac. Jesus this kool-aid
tastes good...

The Google Buzz video is over 100,000 views and is holding solid at a
five-star rating. Thank you to everybody.

On the set of sixgun. (pic of me)

HOLY S&#T - the GOOGLE BUZZ video is currently ranking #1 on HuffPo's
list of Buzz Jabs! LINK :
http://ping.fm/FogDp

Speed skating is like NASCAR for people.

Early cell phones looked like ghostbuster proton packs, which would
explain the whole "Who you gonna call?" thing.

People like Macs because Macs like people.

Men watch sports becuase it's reassuring watching people doing amazing
things.

Tiger is half black and half Asian. He cheated all over the place and
feels real bad.