Tonight I'm gonna party like it's 20099.

East Coast you old battleship. To warmer pastures I now travel, thanks
for the memories, and the booze.

New York City. Come for the people, stay for the tap water.

NYC - I'm performing @ COMIX - TONIGHT - 7:30 show. For FREE TIX email
ben@benmorrison.org ASAP! C U Dere.

NYC - I'll be at COMIX COMEDY CLUB tuesday the 29th - 7:30. For FREE
TIX email ben@benmorrison.org ASAP!

Seasons bleatings : show in NYC on Tues the 29th : COMPS avail!

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Oh HI! Didn’t see you there. SO What a holiday this has been. I have gained my target five pounds in turkey and mom-food, and I’m ready to take on 2010 like it was 1999. And for those of my friends in New York I am doing a show for ONE NIGHT ONLY at the wonderful COMIX comedy club (here’s their WEBSITE — http://www.comixny.com) on TUESDAY DEC 29th @ 7:30. With : Vanessa Hollingshead Dwayne Perkins Mike DeStefano and ME And, because I showed my jingle bells I have an OPEN COMP list for ALL – for FREE tickets email me your NAME and GUESTS ASAP. I will send you a confirmation so you know I’m a human. With a heart. So that’s that – please come on and buy me drinks. I will make you laugh in return… Or cry – either way SOME shit’s happenning… - Morrison COMIX INFO : 353 West 14th Street New York, NY 10014 (212) 524-2500

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Transformers 2 makes GI Joe look like The Dark Knight.

Actually I was wrong about that. Zombieland is the best movie ever.

Seriously Hollywood. You're never going to make a better movie than GI
Joe so you should probably stop trying.

GI Joe is the single best movie ever made. And I'm only 15 min in.

Man I love getting loaded and watching intervention.

There really are alot of movies about one man.

Love changes everything.

There are no fatties in New York cause everyone walks and there are no
fatties in Los Angeles cause everyone makes fun of them.