More of Haely and I, as you can see, I am slightly taller.

Here is us now.

Were live and in charge!

I always play a game where I see if I can swipe my card and enter my pin before they ask me to. A game I have just lost.

Sunday morning devil horns. Stick em up people.

These guys really want it in the rear.

Aaaaand now I've locked my keys in my car. God bless you Triple A.

Saturdays are for hangovers.

I. Heart. Coffee.

Pizza. It really is better than sex.

Something about this is so pornographic...

CSI:NY Tonight / Live @ Gotham showcase @ Improv Tomorrow

And what a fun week it is.

The sun has begun to stay, I am back from a festival in the woods having had my 3rd eye squeegeed quite clean, and it's time to get back to real life, whatever that is.

TONIGHT - MARCH 25th - 10:00 - CBS - I am airing on an episode of CSI:NY.

And you know what? It's in Gaelic.

About two months I got this audition for an Gaelic-speaking Irishman on CSI. Not exactly knowing how to speak Gaelic I turned to my twitter following for clarification and soon had Gaelic translations straight from the potato's mouth. Going in well prepared, I booked the role. Then got drunk.

Tune in tonight as you see my mostly-silent badass Irish side. 10:00. CBS.

AND TOMORROW - MAR 26th - 8:00 - The Hollywood Improv

I will be auditioning for the next season of Comedy Central's Live at Gotham. The show is being hosted by Last Comic Standing's Rich Vos and it's gonna be a lot of fun. Clean fun. Like me.

IF YOU WANT COMPS - I GOT EM - EMAIL ME BACK YOUR NAMES AND NUMBERS ASAP

THE HOLLYWOOD IMPROV
MAR - 26th - 8:00
EMAIL ME BACK TO GET YOUR COMPS
8162 Melrose Ave, Los Angeles, CA
(323) 651-2583;
GOOGLE MAP : http://bit.ly/X2Vh7

I'll see you in the netherworld.

Or in Dublin...

- Morrison

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And off to the woods we go...

HaHa / Improv shows tonight. LA, I got you covered.

Just thought I'd do this one for my West Coass people.

Tonight I have an 8:00 show at my home-club in North Hollywood, the HaHa, got you $5 tickets all night.

And then I'm doing the 10:00 show at my home-club in Hollywood, the Improv, got you comp tickets if you email guestlist@comedyjuice.com ASAP.

LA, I got you covered.

For those of you who can't be there, here's a set I shot last week : http://tinyurl.com/d3czjp

And for everyone, here's a photo : http://tinyurl.com/84kerv

THE INFO :

THE HAHA CAFE
8:00
TELL PERSON @ THE DOOR YOU'RE THERE TO SEE ME, GET IN FOR 5 BUK.
5010 Lankershim Blvd
North Hollywood, CA 91601
(818) 508-4995
GOOGLE MAP : http://tinyurl.com/d7lntt

THE HOLLYWOOD IMPROV
10:00 - SCOTTIE'S BIRTHDAY SHOW!
EMAIL guestlist@comedyjuice.com ASAP FOR COMPS
8162 Melrose Ave, Los Angeles, CA
(323) 651-2583;
GOOGLE MAP : http://bit.ly/X2Vh7

And be good for goodness sake,

-Ben

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Just chargin up the old skin batteries...