Now THIS person knows how to party.

Self check-out is great when you're only buying lube.

You know you're doing too many drugs if you have to specify "a-cola."

Mary Poppins was one magic-ass nanny.

So talking on a cell phone while driving is illegal but hosting a
gameshow is fine?

I was gonna eat here, but the food's kinda janki...

Back to the gym after a month of Ireland, drinking and indulgence.
This. Is gonna suck.

I'm writing a stoner comedy about a handyman called "High Maintenance".

TODAY IS THE LASY DAY OF VOTING. Please vote for me Volunteer of the Year
for my work making Crohn's Disease funny! VOTE HERE:
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Ending the most amazing two weeks of my young life. On to the next
adventure!

If you have't already please vote me volunteer of the year @ the stay classy
awards. Crohn's can kiss our ass!
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Hey guys I need your vote in the Stay Classy awards - please vote for me
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After multiple delays, an expired passport, and Mercury
retrograding like a mofo, I am finally on my way to Ireland.

Having been voted HuffPo's #1 influential celebrity with Crohn's pls VOTE me Volunteer of the YEAR for the CCFA here : http://bit.ly/orhPln

Hey guys - check it out - I'm one of HuffPo's 11 celebrities with Crohn's.
Nice.
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