Little girl in white in hotel corridor. Extremely funny :
http://ping.fm/BgZNJ

The Xzibit Exhibit : http://ping.fm/vbSPM

Charlie Sheen is the likable Mel Gibson.

Apparently wet floors give you jazz-hands. http://ping.fm/KeNPn

Pain in the Butt is coming to Sanata Barbara this weekend! Friday / Saturday nights - check out http://bit.ly/hXAbcc

http://ping.fm/lyi96 : Dude WTF is up with this video?

Of course the only way I'd begin the Mutineer Magazine Comedy Festival weekend is by missing my flight. Party on Garth!

About to perform on the Guinness Book of World Records longest comedy show ever at 58 hours and counting!

You do not want to do to this place : http://ping.fm/N6KMy

The Mutineer Magazine Comedy Festival is THIS WEEKEND in Sonoma, CA. DON'T
MISS THIS! : http://ping.fm/8nnUF

Rocking the kinect at the BCCF event in Mission Viejo.

I have a VERY SMALL number of tickets for
http://ping.fm/Kdbgq the BCCF intimate dinner this evening. Msg comps@benmorrison.org ASAP. Tix are going for upwards of $1500.

Fill yourself with christmas spirit.

I am proud to be a part of the Black Card Circle http://ping.fm/4kJgp intimate mixer be gathering with Microsoft tomorrow night. Check out the link for details!

A successful break-up is about as easy as a successful break-in.