THOUGHTROCKET

Posted by Ben Morrison at 11/12/2010 08:56:00 AM |

I'll be live on Playboy Radio on Sirrius/XM in 10 min!

Posted by Ben Morrison at 11/10/2010 06:24:00 PM |

Girls, if you want to find the man of your dreams date me. Once we break up
violently, you'll find him.

Posted by Ben Morrison at 11/09/2010 07:17:00 PM |

My ass can kiss itself.

Posted by Ben Morrison at 11/09/2010 02:18:00 PM |

Laugh 4 Sight w. me + Sarah Silverman is TONIGHT. Tix @
http://ping.fm/yBEtv code 'BLFS4' for my discount! Best show this
YEAR!

Posted by Ben Morrison at 11/08/2010 06:42:00 PM |

Laugh For Sight w. Sarah Silverman is TOMORROW NIGHT. Tix @
http://ping.fm/7jkQe
use code BLFS4 for discount!

Posted by Ben Morrison at 11/08/2010 12:58:00 PM |

Tomorrow night I am on LAUGH FOR SIGHT w. Sarah Silverman / Kevin Nealon
etc. http://ping.fm/F2FxU for tix
uze promo code "BLFS4" for DISCOUNT!

Posted by Ben Morrison at 11/07/2010 02:50:00 AM |

Whatever happened, happens.

Posted by Ben Morrison at 11/05/2010 10:32:00 PM |

Scientology's got one shiny crucifix.

Posted by Ben Morrison at 11/04/2010 01:19:00 AM |

The Apple magic trackpad might actually be magic.

Posted by Ben Morrison at 11/03/2010 09:04:00 PM |

Trader Joes must work hard to find the most unripe avacados in
California.

Posted by Ben Morrison at 11/02/2010 09:38:00 PM |

Man when they invent a thoughts transcriber I'm gonna be the best
author.

Posted by Ben Morrison at 11/02/2010 07:57:00 PM |

You will never pack like this person has packed. :
http://i.imgur.com/A1Su1.jpg

Posted by Ben Morrison at 11/02/2010 05:33:00 PM |

Uncle Sam was a hit on the dance floor...

Posted by Ben Morrison at 11/02/2010 05:15:00 PM |

I was gonna go vote to leagalize weed, but then I got high.

Posted by Ben Morrison at 11/01/2010 09:48:00 PM |

I'm in good company...

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