I love YOU.

All I want is for the Jersey Shore kids to like me.

'Jersey Shore' Spawns Style Following

PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Hair gel and hair extensions, tanning and
True
Religion jeans, Ed Hardy T-shirts and eyebrow threading. It's fashion,
"Jersey Shore"-style. MTV's hit...

http://ping.fm/z5w3G - One day I hope to be in a remake of
this... (pic)

I guess this is what they'd call Armenian Nutella... (pic)

You have to get to know me to find out I'm sain.

Kitchen Nightmares making me cry on a Thursday morning... Goddamnit
all I ever wanted was Gordon Ramsay's love...

Am I a bad person for doubling up on te samples at Trader Joe's, or am
I just human?

I've done a lotta drugs, and I gotta say, the next rave I'm going to,
I'm doing Alka-Seltzer Cold. It's like MDMA that clears your sinuses.

Cold medicine doesn't actually fight your cold, it puts you in orbit
while your body does.

I am at LAUGH FACTORY Hollywood tonight @ 8:00 - I got FREE TIX. Email
comps@benmorrison.org ASAP and i'll RSVP son. Peaz - B.

Free tix to my Laugh Factory show tonight.

Can't read the email? View it HERE.

Yes art is poop, but then, the poop must flow… I’m @ the Hollywood Laugh Factory this evening (feb/02) @ 8:00, and I have free tickets for all the people whom I love  (you). I will be doing my comedy-thin with Bob Oschack, Natasha Leggero, Jim Tavare and the wonderful Al Madrigal. If you’d like to be in on this bonanza, simply email comps@benmorrison.org ASAP with your names and plusses and I will RSVP ASAP. Then show up and laugh your face off. Oh and keep March 5th open – I’m having a MASSIVE DVD release party @ Jane’s House for my new Comedy Album “Theater Degree”. You will know. But for tonight – come on out. It’s free. It’s me. It’s We. - Morrison

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Im hosting the Hollywood Laugh Factory tonight @ 8:00 and I got free
tickets. Email comps@benmorrison.org and I'll send you a RSVP.
All-star lineup son. - ben

The weirder the face you make when you masturbate, the better it winds
up feeling...

We. Are. Insignificant : http://ping.fm/zfRPc (LINK)