I laid out today. And took this sexually charged picture.

(PIC) Tweetdeck uses 1.2 GIG of RAM. Not saying they could have done a
better job of memory management but...

Out. Of ideas for taglines.

If only they could also fix shopping carts...

For what? Training for his next MMA tourney?

Yes, I'm at a warehouse rave. And yes, they're showing Winged
Migration on the projector.

I took this pick on the beach in Thailand. Just found it again. - ben

Man when I get some money this is where I'm living.

You know I'd judge this guy but he did hold the door for me and I'm
pretty sure everyone in this bank can hear my thumping techno.

I was egotistically remembering when a movie star told me "I had it"
when I realized I was loading my dirty laundry into the dryer.

Goddamnit I have so much work to do.

Unfailingly, commercial actors at auditions, talk about commercial
acting.

NYU Writers Showcase / New Short Film / OC Shows

Hello my faithful readers of their email. Hopefully you know who I am. And if you don't, prepare to have a new friend.

NYU WRITERS SHOWCASE :

I have had the honor of being accepted into the NYU Writers Showcase and tonight I will be performing in a new short-play with the superfab Jason Ritter. The event is being hosted by Peter Krause (who made me weep more than once on 6 Ft U), and Rainn (with two "n's") Wilson is also set to appear. It's going to be pretty awesome.

7:30
Century Plaza Hotel
2025 Avenue of the Stars
Los Angeles, CA 90067
Reservations required: nyuwriters@yahoo.com

NEW SHORT FILM :

Ladies and gentlepeople - I present to you episode 1 of COMEDYJUICE ROADTRIP, a new episodic short that follows 3 comics talking smack on the way to the club and on the stage. We're doing it with Comedy.com and in addition to being one of the 3 comics in the car, I'm also the series editor and composer. Pretty sweet.

Here's ep 1 :

http://www.comedy.com/video/comedyjuice-road-trip-rain-rickrolls-recess

look for ep 2 with 3 new comedians sometime soon.

SHOWS :

MY OC PEOPLE - tomorrow night I will be performing on the unbeatable Irvine Improv 10:00 show with my man CHRIS PORTER, whose new Comedy Central Presents destroyed when it premiered on Friday. He's extremely funny.

And I got you hooked up with free tickets.

Send all pertinent info to : guestlist@comedyjuice.com

And i'll see you there.

Irivne Improv
71 Fortune Dr.
Irvine Ca. 92618

SO THAT'S THAT

Did you like reading this email? Was it worth getting all the way to the bottom?

Of course it it was.

(Especially when you can learn so much about how Bacon is made : http://tinyurl.com/8qfxp6)

-Ben

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The way this thing squirts soap makes me uncomfortable.

California does sunsets very well.