Wow I'm not, like, even a dog person, but that, is an impressive
amount of dog shit.

I think this is what I look like when I'm being pissy.

The bed I got off craigslist is seriously too small. My feet dangle
off the end and if I want to ever be completley on it I need to sleep
in the fetal position, which, coupled with my blankee PB, makes me
feel like I am five again.

Does this mean that its the holidays so I should accept differences or
that the holidays tend to be very accepting of differences so that if
you're different the end of the year is a very accepting time?

Takes as much time by hand, you should try one, the washing machines
want to be used, that way they win. Not in this house brother.

And the award for most melancholic graffitti goes to!

And I know, with a depressing certainty, that if I do not fold and put
away these clothes right now they will remain on my the floor of my
room and become part it's eco-system for an indeterminate amount of
time. .

I Still know DOS. And that makes me radical.

And I am aware that I have become one of those people who wanders los
angels in their pajamas drinking coffee out of an empty water bottle
during the day. And I am also just fine with this.

I moved the skinny dresser over behind the door today. To me thats a very big deal. I'm going to sit in the room and hang out with
the dresser. Absorb its energy.

Yeah I'll take some Effen vodka.

This is my mother showing everyone at the thanksgivng table pictures
of her colin from her colonoscopy. This is the family in which I live.

Jesus drives a harley.

Sam Marlowe knows youre looking at this.

I can never tell if they never give me enough soy sauce, or I just
have an irrational love of soy sauce.