Tonight I am on the FARMACY show @ the Hollywood Improv 8:00. High Times
Ahead! Email comps@benmorrison.org for FREE tix asap!

Doing dishes is a lot like going to the gym. Torture when you're thinking about it but not that bad when you're doing it.

Have you seen this chicken? :
http://ping.fm/YWAAP

Eastbound and Down delivers.

No I think that's how Hennessy's been done for a little while now...

Tonight Mutineer Magazine and I take over the Hollywood Laugh Factory 10:00
show. Don't miss this - email rsvp@mutineermagazine.com for COMPS asap!

Don't miss the best show ever, tonight @ Laugh Factory 10pm. Email
rsvp@mutineermagazine.com for COMPS this is going to be massive. - Ben

Don't miss the best show ever, tonight @ Laugh Factory 10pm. Email
rsvp@mutineermagazine.com for COMPS this is going to be massive. - Ben

A good joke is like an explosion in reverse.

I still have FREE TIX avail to see ME, Steve-O (yup) and Bryan Callen
TONIGHT @ Hollywood Improv 10:00 show. Email comps@benmorrison.org for TIX!

And TONIGHT I'm @ The Hollywood Improv Comedyjuice Show - 10:00 w. Steve-O,
Bryan Callen and Dana Gould. Email comps@benmorrison.org for free tix!

Tomorrow night Mutineer Magazine and I are stating a FREE Comedy Competition
from Hollywood Laugh Factory! email rsvp@mutineermagazine.com for COMPS!
Flyer attached.

Thursday night Mutineer Magazine and I take over the Laugh Factory. Email
rsvp@mutineermagazine.com for free tix! Flyer attached!

This Thursday 10pm we're holding the Mutineer Magazine Comedy Competition @
Laugh Factory. FREE show. Amazing lineup! See attached flyer for all info!

I would just like to thank all involved for making last night a true classic.

Humerous.

Sent from my iPhone

I don't know why, but I hate folding laundry with a visceral passion.

Male shower gel is so violent.

Today was a GTL day.

It's official, I, am an Apple whore.

The iPhone 1st generation is the most significant piece of design in the
last 10 years.

I am at the HaHa Cafe LIVE tonight - 8:30 - http://ping.fm/ONNRV for tix and
info.

Just took a 12 hour nap.

On LIVE now Playboy Radio Sirrius/XM.

I'll be live on Playboy Radio on Sirrius/XM in 10 min!

Girls, if you want to find the man of your dreams date me. Once we break up
violently, you'll find him.

My ass can kiss itself.

Laugh 4 Sight w. me + Sarah Silverman is TONIGHT. Tix @
http://ping.fm/yBEtv code 'BLFS4' for my discount! Best show this
YEAR!

Laugh For Sight w. Sarah Silverman is TOMORROW NIGHT. Tix @
http://ping.fm/7jkQe
use code BLFS4 for discount!

Tomorrow night I am on LAUGH FOR SIGHT w. Sarah Silverman / Kevin Nealon
etc. http://ping.fm/F2FxU for tix
uze promo code "BLFS4" for DISCOUNT!

Whatever happened, happens.

Scientology's got one shiny crucifix.

The Apple magic trackpad might actually be magic.

Trader Joes must work hard to find the most unripe avacados in
California.

Man when they invent a thoughts transcriber I'm gonna be the best
author.

You will never pack like this person has packed. :
http://i.imgur.com/A1Su1.jpg

Uncle Sam was a hit on the dance floor...

I was gonna go vote to leagalize weed, but then I got high.

I'm in good company...