Please read the new post on my blog bensbigbrain.com : Wisely Wired http://bensbigbrain.com/?p=94

100% Cok (pic)

IPhone 4. This changes everything. Yep. I used to want an iPhone.

Tomorrow night - I am at the Hollywood Improv with Bryan Callen. Email
comps@benmorrison.org asap for free tix!

The male and female reproductive organs... (pic)
http://i.imgur.com/uifAe.jpg

Boozy Shore season 2 lacks the emotional intensity of season 1...

The Jersey Shore gang has much to teach us...

Jews driving Volkswagen is like Black people saying the N-word.

Dinah leffert - go to Facebook page re: red rock room.

"Ahh police sirens. Soundtrack to a breakup." - Vince Manze

Come see me Tonight @ http://salscomedyhole.com - 10:00 show - mention
my name for $5 tix.

What happens when you get beamed up mid-bowel-movement. (pic)
http://i.imgur.com/fpKic.jpg

Tonight I am performing at SALS COMEDY HOLE - 10:00 show. For $5 tix say my
name @ the door - an amazing lineup.

We have t-minus 5 years before Google changes it's name to SkyNet.

PLEASE WATCH this wonderful bit of comedy from improv masters Ricardo! -
http://bit.ly/9EmcQJ - My bestie Joe Tex is in it, and they deserve LOVE!

TONIGHT, I am on the DIRTY SHOW at the Ontario Improv, Ontario, CA. Gonna be
SOLD OUT http://bit.ly/94xaMa for tix n' info.

Every once in awhile, we have all been this man (pic)
http://i.imgur.com/xap08.jpg

Now i know what Team Jacob reminds me of... (pic)

It's hard out here for a pimp, but it's harder for the prostitute.

*Today, @charitywater launched the 2010 #September campaign. Watch this
video and support: http://bit.ly/17oovL*

Things are poppin' at Sal's. Show will be goin for the next couple.
Mention my name @ door for $5 admission. Http://salscomedyhole.com for
deets.

There's a new report out saying that iPhone users have more sex than other
people. Guess you gotta do something if you can't make phone calls.

Please check out a new interview with me on Big Ben Comedy -
http://bit.ly/9OknMY

Want to see some amazing comedy tonight? Just head to Sal's Comedy Hole @
10:00 and say my name for 5 buck tix. http://salscomedyhole.com for deets!

BEHOLD THE GREAT SWORD! This is the greatest video in the history of the
internet : http://devour.com/video/amazing-sword/

TONIGHT - I am performing @ Sals Comedy Hole 10:00 show.
http://salscomedyhole.com has details - say my name @ door for 5 BUCK
admission. It's me and Bryan Callen from The Hangover.

Reach for it...

How is it possible that when I went to NYU it was 30K a year, and in just 10
years it's gone up to 52K?

Hollywood super-nova.

Haircut? Yea? Nay?

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I've never understood the phrase "Have to piss like a racehorse". He's not
running 'cause he has to pee, a midget is stabbing him in the ass.

If you've ever heard "Are you OK to walk?", you're probably pretty drunk.

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I just had a dream I saw inception.

According to Wikipedia the plant called "wandering Jew" is "constantly
targeted for eradication." Go figure.

The best-laid plans of mice and Ben often go awry.

Yeah... That's why I eat a candy bar.

If you want girls to come up to you in Hollywood you should wipe the
bottom of your nose alot.

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