Announcing - WED MAY 13th - My DVD release party is @ The Standard
Hollywood! - NO COVER - RSVP HERE :
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WTF? Im on Wikipedia? [link] http://ping.fm/kKdum

WTF? Im on Wikipedia? [link] http://ping.fm/d197T

This is what happens when old people go to 3D movies...

This is what happens when old people go to 3D movies...

Everyone please wish www.facebook.com/haely a happy birthday.

This is a pic of some dude in Croatia picking his nose in a bananna
hammock by the beach. Classy. [pic]

A compilation of infomercial people being retards before they get the
product. Deffo LULZ :
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When mercury's in retrograde I'm sippin' lemonade.

This firewood's no rookie.

Can't use snail-mail, I mail salt.

This is is a pic I took of Jay-Z @ Coachella.

I have FREE TIX for tonight's show @ the Laugh Factory Hollywood w. Tom
Arnold. If you want em - email comps@benmorrison.org ASAP.

Hey guys - please join my facebook group - it'll make getting in touch with
you much easier :
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Small, medium, and large. (pic)

A fart is like a thunderclap before a lightening bolt poop.

Who needs pornography when you have the American Apparel website?

Get ready for your brain to hurt - apparently black holes may contain other
universes. Yes, I just passed out too... (link)
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On LIVE right now - Olivia Wilder's show on BlogTalkRadio :
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Please join my Facebook Group - It'll make communicating with all of you
much, much easier :
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Please vote YES one more time for me. We are so close to winning! : http://ping.fm/9dNXO

Mac's behave like spoled little rich kids.

Laugh Factory voting is almost over and I still need your help! Please vote
YES for ME and NO for EVERYONE ELSE thanks! :
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Everyone who votes YES for me in the Laugh Factory competition gets MANLOVE.
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I need your support! if you've voted please vote again!
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Please RT : Im Helping Ben Morrison win Laugh Factory Fresh Faces - Vote for
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We are winning my friends - #1 with a nice clip - keep voting YES for Mr.
Morrison PLZ : http://ping.fm/yalEs

My new video + your vote = this email.

Can't read the email? View it HERE.

Well hello again my friends. It’s been awhile. And I deffo need a haircut. Aside from being stupendously busy putting together lots of stuff I can’t talk about yet, I am currently enrolled in the Laugh Factory’s Fresh Faces competition on-lines. I’d love it if you could vote for me. (No Registration required. Just a click.) CLICK THE PIC TO BE TAKEN TO THE LAUGH FACTORY’S PAGE : Then click the LIIIITLE ICON that looks like ME Watch my jokes. Laugh. Rob a 7-11. And then click the YES button. And that’s it. You’ve just saved a nation or endangered another one. Either way you’re getting things done. Until next time, I remain, - Benjamin

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Im in AAAAA. It's for alcoholic tow-truck drivers.

This place is no fun.

INTERNET - please VOTE YES for ME in the Laugh Factory Fresh Faces
competition - THANKZ - VIDEO & VOTES :
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Tiger's Dad want's to know why Tiger banged everything in the zoo :
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I think it may be time for a haircut.

Switching from PC to Mac is a pain in the ass.

Ed Hardy man, so gaudy. Guess that's why people who wear it are named
Gotti.

Heyoooo - if anyone on the internets is going to cochella and have a line on
a place to stay for me and my crazy GF, shoot me an email @
ben@benmorrison.org. We are fun people.

Will it Blend? - iPad edition : http://ping.fm/pLWGC

Mac ppl - make your existence easier and put that dock on the side of the
screen! Sing it with me now!

I refuse to take Smart Cars seriousy.

Hey INTERNET - check out my NEW VIDEO - What the Hell is Social Networking?
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