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Of course the only way I'd begin the Mutineer Magazine Comedy Festival weekend is by missing my flight. Party on Garth!
09 December, 2010
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About to perform on the Guinness Book of World Records longest comedy show ever at 58 hours and counting!
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The Mutineer Magazine Comedy Festival is THIS WEEKEND in Sonoma, CA. DON'T
MISS THIS! : http://ping.fm/8nnUF
MISS THIS! : http://ping.fm/8nnUF
07 December, 2010
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I have a VERY SMALL number of tickets for
http://ping.fm/Kdbgq the BCCF intimate dinner this evening. Msg comps@benmorrison.org ASAP. Tix are going for upwards of $1500.
http://ping.fm/Kdbgq the BCCF intimate dinner this evening. Msg comps@benmorrison.org ASAP. Tix are going for upwards of $1500.
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I am proud to be a part of the Black Card Circle http://ping.fm/4kJgp intimate mixer be gathering with Microsoft tomorrow night. Check out the link for details!
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Tonight I am on the FARMACY show @ the Hollywood Improv 8:00. High Times
Ahead! Email comps@benmorrison.org for FREE tix asap!
Ahead! Email comps@benmorrison.org for FREE tix asap!
23 November, 2010
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Doing dishes is a lot like going to the gym. Torture when you're thinking about it but not that bad when you're doing it.
22 November, 2010
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Tonight Mutineer Magazine and I take over the Hollywood Laugh Factory 10:00
show. Don't miss this - email rsvp@mutineermagazine.com for COMPS asap!
show. Don't miss this - email rsvp@mutineermagazine.com for COMPS asap!
18 November, 2010
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Don't miss the best show ever, tonight @ Laugh Factory 10pm. Email
rsvp@mutineermagazine.com for COMPS this is going to be massive. - Ben
rsvp@mutineermagazine.com for COMPS this is going to be massive. - Ben
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Don't miss the best show ever, tonight @ Laugh Factory 10pm. Email
rsvp@mutineermagazine.com for COMPS this is going to be massive. - Ben
rsvp@mutineermagazine.com for COMPS this is going to be massive. - Ben
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I still have FREE TIX avail to see ME, Steve-O (yup) and Bryan Callen
TONIGHT @ Hollywood Improv 10:00 show. Email comps@benmorrison.org for TIX!
TONIGHT @ Hollywood Improv 10:00 show. Email comps@benmorrison.org for TIX!
17 November, 2010
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And TONIGHT I'm @ The Hollywood Improv Comedyjuice Show - 10:00 w. Steve-O,
Bryan Callen and Dana Gould. Email comps@benmorrison.org for free tix!
Bryan Callen and Dana Gould. Email comps@benmorrison.org for free tix!
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Tomorrow night Mutineer Magazine and I are stating a FREE Comedy Competition
from Hollywood Laugh Factory! email rsvp@mutineermagazine.com for COMPS!
Flyer attached.
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Thursday night Mutineer Magazine and I take over the Laugh Factory. Email
rsvp@mutineermagazine.com for free tix! Flyer attached!
16 November, 2010
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This Thursday 10pm we're holding the Mutineer Magazine Comedy Competition @
Laugh Factory. FREE show. Amazing lineup! See attached flyer for all info!
15 November, 2010
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Girls, if you want to find the man of your dreams date me. Once we break up
violently, you'll find him.
violently, you'll find him.
10 November, 2010
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Laugh 4 Sight w. me + Sarah Silverman is TONIGHT. Tix @
http://ping.fm/yBEtv code 'BLFS4' for my discount! Best show this
YEAR!
http://ping.fm/yBEtv code 'BLFS4' for my discount! Best show this
YEAR!
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Laugh For Sight w. Sarah Silverman is TOMORROW NIGHT. Tix @
http://ping.fm/7jkQe
use code BLFS4 for discount!
http://ping.fm/7jkQe
use code BLFS4 for discount!
08 November, 2010
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Tomorrow night I am on LAUGH FOR SIGHT w. Sarah Silverman / Kevin Nealon
etc. http://ping.fm/F2FxU for tix
uze promo code "BLFS4" for DISCOUNT!
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Tonight @ Jon Lovitz I am going to TEAR IT UP as I headline - 8:00 show! Tix
and Info @ http://www.laughstub.com/buyTicket.cfm?showTimingID=56077&buy
and Info @ http://www.laughstub.com/buyTicket.cfm?showTimingID=56077&buy
28 October, 2010
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Haha Pure Fantasy - AT&T can suck it. This pic is LOLZ :
http://fun.drno.de/pics/english/3186_00e8_480.jpeg
http://fun.drno.de/pics/english/3186_00e8_480.jpeg
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I am headlining the Jon Lovitz Comedy Club TONIGHT 8:00 show.
http://www.laughstub.com/buyTicket.cfm?showTimingID=56077&buy for Tix and
Info!
http://www.laughstub.com/buyTicket.cfm?showTimingID=56077&buy for Tix and
Info!
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I am at Jay Davis's Parlour Room Show tonight - 9pm - FREE - 8113 West 3rd
Street - DO IT.
Street - DO IT.
26 October, 2010
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Scottsdale is blowin up for comedy! In town tonight we welcome me,
Eddie Brill, The Greg Wilson, Corey and Chad the Dirty Twins, Howard
Hughes, and industry-types Abbey Robertson and Brian Baldinger. So
the next question is whose going on the hayride with me tomorrow?
Eddie Brill, The Greg Wilson, Corey and Chad the Dirty Twins, Howard
Hughes, and industry-types Abbey Robertson and Brian Baldinger. So
the next question is whose going on the hayride with me tomorrow?
22 October, 2010
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AZ people! I am at Stand-Up Scottsdale all weekend. 2 shows a night go
to http://standupscottsdale.com for tix and info. Peez.
to http://standupscottsdale.com for tix and info. Peez.
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Arizona here I come. I am headlining Stand-Up Scottsdale FRI and SAT night.
http://http://standupscottsdale.com/ - DO IT.
http://http://standupscottsdale.com/ - DO IT.
21 October, 2010
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I am at the Hollywood improv tonight at 9:30. Email comps@benmorrison.org
for free tix asap.
for free tix asap.
17 October, 2010
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AT&T's new slogan is "Rethink Possible", which makes sense as you will
have to rethink making a phone-call is possible on their crappy
network.
have to rethink making a phone-call is possible on their crappy
network.
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Organic lunch and wine tasting at the INCREDIBLE Farmstead gardens. If
youre in Napa this is a must-see.
06 October, 2010
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This is one beautiful video with incredible physical performances :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ua64HbsBUo&feature=player_embedded#!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ua64HbsBUo&feature=player_embedded#!
27 September, 2010
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LAUGH AID is tonight. Get tickets @ http://laughaid.org and tune in
live @ laughaid.org or on the homepage of MySpace Comedy.
live @ laughaid.org or on the homepage of MySpace Comedy.
24 September, 2010
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MYSPACE COMEDY has picked-up LAUGH AID to broadcast LIVE on their HOME PAGE
TOMORROW NIGHT! Get tix ASAP! http://laughaid.org
TOMORROW NIGHT! Get tix ASAP! http://laughaid.org
23 September, 2010
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Laugh Aid is TOMORROW NIGHT - get your tickets NOW for this
groundbreaking-world-cast event! http://laughaid.org - GIVING IS FUNNY.
groundbreaking-world-cast event! http://laughaid.org - GIVING IS FUNNY.
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Laugh Aid is BLOWING UP! http://laughaid.org - Please get tickets now and
PASS ON THE WORD about this groundbreaking charity event!
PASS ON THE WORD about this groundbreaking charity event!
22 September, 2010
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LaughAid is on FRIDAY - help us change the world with laughter - tix and
info @ http://laughaid.org
info @ http://laughaid.org
18 September, 2010
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In 2 hours I will hit the stage @ the Jon Lovitz Comedy Club, and worlds
will collide. 10:00 show. Say my name @ door for COMP and $3 valet. I love
you.
will collide. 10:00 show. Say my name @ door for COMP and $3 valet. I love
you.
16 September, 2010
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TONIGHT! I am headlining the Jon Lovitz comedy club 10:00 show. Just say my
name @ the door for a COMP and a $3 valet! Gonna be amazing.
name @ the door for a COMP and a $3 valet! Gonna be amazing.
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Tomorrow night I am at the Jon Lovitz comedy club @ 10:00 NOT 8:00. Drop my
name @ the door for a comp! See you there! - Ben
name @ the door for a comp! See you there! - Ben
15 September, 2010
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I have been asked to headline the Jon Lovitz Comedy Club again this
thursday, 9/16 - 8:00 show. Just say my name @ door for a COMP + $3 valet!
thursday, 9/16 - 8:00 show. Just say my name @ door for a COMP + $3 valet!
14 September, 2010
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Oh AT&T, I don't think it's possible for me to hate you any more. Apple is
hanging out with the wrong crowd...
hanging out with the wrong crowd...
08 September, 2010
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I'm headlining the Jon Lovitz club tonight, and it's gonna get real. Say my
name @ the door for COMPS!
name @ the door for COMPS!
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Please read the new post on my blog bensbigbrain.com : My Father is a Scotch http://bensbigbrain.com/?p=100
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I am headlining the Jon Lovitz Comedy Club in LA tomorrow night 9/08, 8:00
show, 30 min set. Email comps@benmorrison.org for free tix!
show, 30 min set. Email comps@benmorrison.org for free tix!
07 September, 2010
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WOW - video of a cruise ship during some f'd up seas. HIGHLY ENTERTAINING :
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=975_1283799588
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=975_1283799588
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I was lucky enough to play Schimmel's son in one of the last projects
he did. He was an amazing man, and so wonderful in-person. RIP you
funny fuck.
he did. He was an amazing man, and so wonderful in-person. RIP you
funny fuck.
05 September, 2010
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Tonight I will be at the HaHa Cafe Comedy club - http://hahacafe.com - 10:30
show. Say my name @ the door for guestlist price!
show. Say my name @ the door for guestlist price!
04 September, 2010
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RIP Robert Schimmel, you were an amazing comedian and a true spirit. Comedy
as an art has suffered from your loss. Please pass on his memory.
as an art has suffered from your loss. Please pass on his memory.
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TONIGHT - I am at the HaHa cafe comedy club in NoHo - email
comps@benmorrison.org for guest-list ASAP!
comps@benmorrison.org for guest-list ASAP!
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Please read the new post on my blog bensbigbrain.com : Wisely Wired http://bensbigbrain.com/?p=94
31 August, 2010
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Tomorrow night - I am at the Hollywood Improv with Bryan Callen. Email
comps@benmorrison.org asap for free tix!
comps@benmorrison.org asap for free tix!
23 August, 2010
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Tonight I am performing at SALS COMEDY HOLE - 10:00 show. For $5 tix say my
name @ the door - an amazing lineup.
name @ the door - an amazing lineup.
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PLEASE WATCH this wonderful bit of comedy from improv masters Ricardo! -
http://bit.ly/9EmcQJ - My bestie Joe Tex is in it, and they deserve LOVE!
http://bit.ly/9EmcQJ - My bestie Joe Tex is in it, and they deserve LOVE!
19 August, 2010
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TONIGHT, I am on the DIRTY SHOW at the Ontario Improv, Ontario, CA. Gonna be
SOLD OUT http://bit.ly/94xaMa for tix n' info.
SOLD OUT http://bit.ly/94xaMa for tix n' info.
18 August, 2010
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*Today, @charitywater launched the 2010 #September campaign. Watch this
video and support: http://bit.ly/17oovL*
video and support: http://bit.ly/17oovL*
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Things are poppin' at Sal's. Show will be goin for the next couple.
Mention my name @ door for $5 admission. Http://salscomedyhole.com for
deets.
13 August, 2010
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There's a new report out saying that iPhone users have more sex than other
people. Guess you gotta do something if you can't make phone calls.
people. Guess you gotta do something if you can't make phone calls.
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Want to see some amazing comedy tonight? Just head to Sal's Comedy Hole @
10:00 and say my name for 5 buck tix. http://salscomedyhole.com for deets!
10:00 and say my name for 5 buck tix. http://salscomedyhole.com for deets!
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BEHOLD THE GREAT SWORD! This is the greatest video in the history of the
internet : http://devour.com/video/amazing-sword/
internet : http://devour.com/video/amazing-sword/
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TONIGHT - I am performing @ Sals Comedy Hole 10:00 show.
http://salscomedyhole.com has details - say my name @ door for 5 BUCK
admission. It's me and Bryan Callen from The Hangover.
http://salscomedyhole.com has details - say my name @ door for 5 BUCK
admission. It's me and Bryan Callen from The Hangover.
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How is it possible that when I went to NYU it was 30K a year, and in just 10
years it's gone up to 52K?
years it's gone up to 52K?
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I've never understood the phrase "Have to piss like a racehorse". He's not
running 'cause he has to pee, a midget is stabbing him in the ass.
running 'cause he has to pee, a midget is stabbing him in the ass.
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Hey guys! My website company ezWEB! is offering a 10% discount to all new
clients with code 'ezaugust'. Check out http://ezweb.me and launch your
dream! Custom sites starting at just $495.
clients with code 'ezaugust'. Check out http://ezweb.me and launch your
dream! Custom sites starting at just $495.
09 August, 2010
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Please help Lotay win the Fast Company influence project by clicking HERE :
http://lotay.com/fastco
http://lotay.com/fastco
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According to Wikipedia the plant called "wandering Jew" is "constantly
targeted for eradication." Go figure.
targeted for eradication." Go figure.
05 August, 2010
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If you want girls to come up to you in Hollywood you should wipe the
bottom of your nose alot.
bottom of your nose alot.
03 August, 2010
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Everyone PLEASE click THIS : http://fcinf.com/v/cuoz and help my partner
Lotay Yang win FastCo's Influence project!
Lotay Yang win FastCo's Influence project!
02 August, 2010
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RT @Lotay: Join Usher, President Clinton, and me this Friday, 8/6, in Atlanta,
Georgia to help youth:
http://bit.ly/UsherClinton
Georgia to help youth:
http://bit.ly/UsherClinton
31 July, 2010
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RT @Lotay: This video explains why winning Fast Company's Influence Project
is important to me: http://bit.ly/9wFaHh
is important to me: http://bit.ly/9wFaHh
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PAIN IN THE BUTT is TONIGHT. Please come on out and be a part of this
amazing evening. http://benmorrison.org/rsvp for all INFO!
amazing evening. http://benmorrison.org/rsvp for all INFO!
29 July, 2010
Pain in the Butt is tomorrow night son.
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Can't read the email? View it HERE.
UNSUBSCRIBE HERE 
28 July, 2010
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Pain in the Butt is THIS THURSDAY NIGHT. I have limited comps available
email comps@benmorrison.org to grab them. All show details @ http://benmorrison.org/rsvp
27 July, 2010
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As a special offer I am giving away 10 COMPS to Pain in the Butt this
Thursday. Email comps@benmorrison.org for the RSVP.
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This will haunt your thoughts, and you will be unable to turn it off :
http://pds20.egloos.com/pds/201007/22/35/epicsax.swf
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And for anyone having a bad day out there, take a look at THIS and breathe
: http://i.imgur.com/jOAS6.jpg
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Get ready guys - Pain in the Butt is only 4 days away. RSVP and info here:
http://benmorrison.org/rsvp
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Tonight @ Sal's is gonna be SICK - I'm hosting the 8:00 show.
http://salscomedyhole.com for info and deets. Mention my name @ the door for a comp.
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ANNOUNCING Ben Morrison's Video Village - ALL MY WORK, including FULL
episodes of PUNKD are now available to watch @ http://benmorrison.org/videoGO TO IT!
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Need plans tonight? How about you come to SALS COMEDY HOLE @ 8:00. Mention
my name and get a COMP. And then stay for ROGAN @ 10:00!
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TONIGHT - I am playing the wonderful Sal's Comedy Hole @ 8:00.
http://salscomedyhole.com for deets. Mention my name @ the door for a COMP!
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This is perhaps the best japanese computer animation about why the iPhone 4
sux out there : http://bit.ly/cu093w
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@lotay don't worry buddy, we're gonna MAKE you funny on Sep. 17th, when we
change the world all over again with laughter.
22 July, 2010
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Fast Company is searching for 2010's Most Influential Person Online. You are
more influential than you think. http://fcinf.com/v/cuoz
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.@lotay don't worry buddy, we're gonna MAKE you funny on Sep. 17th, when we
change the world all over again with laughter.
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Please help my partner @lotay win Fast Company's Influence project.
Currently he is #2! HERE : http://fcinf.com/v/cuoz
21 July, 2010
Pain in the Butt released nationally / lineup and dj's announced!
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Can't read the email? View it HERE.
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