Tonight I'm gonna party like it's 20099.

East Coast you old battleship. To warmer pastures I now travel, thanks
for the memories, and the booze.

New York City. Come for the people, stay for the tap water.

NYC - I'm performing @ COMIX - TONIGHT - 7:30 show. For FREE TIX email
ben@benmorrison.org ASAP! C U Dere.

NYC - I'll be at COMIX COMEDY CLUB tuesday the 29th - 7:30. For FREE
TIX email ben@benmorrison.org ASAP!

Seasons bleatings : show in NYC on Tues the 29th : COMPS avail!

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Oh HI! Didn’t see you there. SO What a holiday this has been. I have gained my target five pounds in turkey and mom-food, and I’m ready to take on 2010 like it was 1999. And for those of my friends in New York I am doing a show for ONE NIGHT ONLY at the wonderful COMIX comedy club (here’s their WEBSITE — http://www.comixny.com) on TUESDAY DEC 29th @ 7:30. With : Vanessa Hollingshead Dwayne Perkins Mike DeStefano and ME And, because I showed my jingle bells I have an OPEN COMP list for ALL – for FREE tickets email me your NAME and GUESTS ASAP. I will send you a confirmation so you know I’m a human. With a heart. So that’s that – please come on and buy me drinks. I will make you laugh in return… Or cry – either way SOME shit’s happenning… - Morrison COMIX INFO : 353 West 14th Street New York, NY 10014 (212) 524-2500

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Melted. My. Wittle. Heart. Merry Christmas friends. :
http://ping.fm/JBN7n

Transformers 2 makes GI Joe look like The Dark Knight.

Actually I was wrong about that. Zombieland is the best movie ever.

Seriously Hollywood. You're never going to make a better movie than GI
Joe so you should probably stop trying.

GI Joe is the single best movie ever made. And I'm only 15 min in.

Man I love getting loaded and watching intervention.

There really are alot of movies about one man.

Love changes everything.

There are no fatties in New York cause everyone walks and there are no
fatties in Los Angeles cause everyone makes fun of them.

I just sneezed next to a Christian who didn't say "God bless you". Why
pass up the opportunity?

Thinking you're Jesus is somuchfun.

Frosted Christmas trees in Los Angeles just look like the tree has a
coke problem.

I'm on hold with my bank. They're playing banjo music. Comforting.

This is a certifiably badass sand-sculpture : http://ping.fm/B5QOt

This might just be the most ignorant redneck thing I've ever seen. And yes, it's hilarious. : http://ping.fm/7KsoS

TONIGHT - I am at the Hollywood Improv - 8:00 show - email ben@benmorrison.org for guestlist!

Now THIS is a Christmas card : http://imgur.com/4tmJI

FREE TIX to my show at the LAUGH FACTORY 8:00 TONIGHT. Email
ben@benmorrison.org
for guestlist ASAP!

Holy balls did I just have a good workout. I'm BACK San Diego!

AFTRA is a joke.

HOLLYWOOD HAT-TRICK - This weekend I am @ Laugh Factory Fri / Improv
Sat / Comedy Store Sun - 8:00 shows. Email comps@benmorrison.org for
FREE TIX ASAP!

Los Angeles GET READY - I am at the Factory, Improv and Comedy store Fri/Sat/Sun. 8:00 shows. email comps@benmorrison.org for guestlist!

Hollywood Hat-trick

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(I apologize if some of you are getting this as a duplicate – won’t happen again) Hello my fine friends.  What a weekend we have ahead of us. All three nights. All three comedy clubs. A Hollywood Hat-trick. With three shows this hot you got no reason to stay outta the sun – email me ASAP with your names and the show you want to attend and I'll send you a confirmation email back. FRIDAY NIGHT – HOLLYWOOD LAUGH FACTORY - 8:00 SHOW Me Paul Ogata Butch Bradley Lowell Sanders for COMPS email ben@benmorrison.org SATURDAY NIGHT – HOLLYWOOD IMPROV - 8:00 SHOW Me Tom Friesen KT Tatara Bret Ernst Tom Clark for COMPS email ben@benmorrison.org by Friday 3:00pm SUNDAY NIGHT – THE COMEDY STORE - 8:00 SHOW Me Bobby Lee Iliza Schlesinger Chris D'Elia Steve Trevino Amir K for COMPS email ben@benmorrison.org by Sunday 3:00pm I love you with a burning fiery flame, which my doctor says should clear up pretty soon. - Ben OUT

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Apparently the Greeks and Romans were some horny bastards... : http://ping.fm/k4x71

The more massive the star, the shorter it's life-cycle.

Windows 7, you are a good man.

I will only buy computer hardware from manufacturer's whose products
have never failed on me. In this way I am like Rain Man.

There will never be an end to the stupid crap on the internet. And I will see it all.

Douche forgets the "T" : http://ping.fm/J14Lo

Maury Christmas! http://ping.fm/C1Ho0

I had an idea for a rad twitter name, only to find someone took it.
this is that guy + he's hilarious - pls follow :
http://ping.fm/PFOIr

TONIGHT - I'm Headlining "A VERY JEWISH XMAS" @ MBar in
LA 10:00 - $10 1/2 tixs + info @
http://ping.fm/8Q7fa coupon code
BEN

Sharks with human teeth. God I love the internet : http://ping.fm/xK6J3

I don't even know what to say about this pic... http://imgur.com/5p5p4

TOMORROW NIGHT Dec 4th - I'm Headlining "A VERY JEWISH XMAS" @ MBar in
LA 10:00 - 1/2 tixs @ http://ping.fm/FCKdu, keyword:Joey's
Room Comedy, coupon code BEN

I now have an expensive designer iPhone case, which makes me cooler
and more stupid than you.

At some point I'm going to have to admit that packing a gym bag
doesn't mean I've gone to the gym...

On my way to the Matrakesh House for the Nextaid party. This should
get interesting.

Nextaid TONIGHT / Very Jewish Xmas FRIDAY

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BEN MORRISON'S EMAIL UNIVERSE
Hello all my fine friends. As you may have noticed this is the first time I’m sending HTML emails. After 8 years, my trusty mailinglist software s%$t the bed and I figured it was time to upgrade. I hope none of you hate me / can’t read this at all – would be a shame to lose you after literally bajillions of emails. SO TONIGHT is the big Nextaid World AIDS Day Party with me, Ben Gleib, Whitney Cummings and the music of DJ Rap, Louie Vega and a whole lot more. CLICK THE GRAPHIC TO WATCH THE VIDEO I MADE AS MY DJ CHARACTER – DINO DIGITAL – TO PROMO THE PARTY!! HERE IS THE LINK for $40 Friends and Family tickets – THEY’RE ALOT MORE @ THE DOOR! AND FRIDAY : I AM HEADLINING A VERY JEWISH CHRISTMAS @ the MBar As many of you know I’m hardly Jewish, but Jewish ENOUGH to HEADLINE A JEWISH SHOW! ——– This Friday, Dec. 4th, 10pm in Hollywood @ the Mbar. Headlining the funny comic stylings of Ben Morrison.  He is hilarious. Check Ben out at www.benmorrison.org He was on the show Punk'd with Ashton Kutcher and Last Year's Comic Driving Competition on NBC. Check Ben out on you tube at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIw4s-gKCaE Featuring Adam Richmond.  Adam performs all over the world.  He was just recently on tour in Japan for Armed Forces Tour, where he performed for a week in Okinawa, Japan for the troops  . He also was on last years LAST COMIC STANDING and recently on Carson Daly's "Last Call" Check out Adam Richmond's comedy at http://www.adamrichmondcomedy.com/08/index8.html Click on the link Comedy Demo Opening Act: George Haag.  Not only best friend, but A COMEDIAN IN TRAINING. Hosted by yours truly Joey Herman, producer of Joey's Room Comedy.  Joey's Room Comedy has been producing the best live stand-up comedy events for the last 10 years in Los Angeles. And some surprise guests! CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU ALL LAUGHING! To get tickets, go to www.groovetickets.com Enter Keywords: Joey's Room Comedy Select show – "A VERY JEWISH XMAS!" Tickets are $20. ENTER CODE – “BEN” to get them 1/2 OFF! — OC PPL –  ON SATURDAY NIGHT I’LL BE DOING A GUEST-SPOT @ the BREA IMPROV email me back for guestlist! – AND THAT’S THAT MY FRIENDS – KEEP LOVING AND LAUGHING, - Ben
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