(Please RT) Aaron Cohen need yr help - he's overseas freeing enslaved
youths right now! PLEASE donate @ www.abolishslavery.org!

(PIC) THIS is why people hate SUV drivers.

(PIC) Now this is a way to make sure no one leaves the door open...

Does a small dog make a bad nose-job better?

I'm writing a movie about a pothead who goes to Vegas to smoke himself to death. It's called "WHERE is Las Vegas?!"

(PIC) Dear Dr. Ruth, I was married to a sex maniac... http://ping.fm/J3ZqS

You ever gone overdraft because of an overdraft fee?

Men look at women.

(VID) I am so sorry about this... I am just so sorry. But please, get on my horse... http://ping.fm/P6vvU

I'm keeping on keepin' on. Followed by some further keepin' on, and finishing with a flourish of moxy, piss, and vinegar.

(PIC) Los Angeles, smog city USA.

(PIC) I love coffee.

Aaron Cohen is overseas RIGHT NOW freeing victims of human trafficking AND HE NEEDS YOUR HELP. PLEASE DONATE @ http://ping.fm/8qN4Y

Srrrously old people, there's no point in having a cell-phone if you're going to keep it off all the time...

What is money except little pieces of paper that determine what you can and cannot have that I do not have much of...

(PIC) The one that looks wet is the one with the water.

Thanks to everyone whose RSVP'd for LAUGH FACTORY tonight. The response has been huge - tonight's gonna be INSANE. Tix still left! - Ben

COMPS for LAUGH FACTORY tonight end in 3 HOURS. email ben@benmorrison.org for FREE TIX to the midnight show @ Laugh Factory Hollywood!

LA PEEPS - TONIGHT - MIDNIGHT. I am at the LAUGH FACTORY Hollywood. Email ben@benmorrison.org for COMPS ASAP!

(VID) The INTERNET, for KIDS! From 1997! This is one odd hilarious video... : http://ping.fm/2uXKU

(VID) SENATOR Al Franken plows through a health-reform-nut : http://ping.fm/FrqrE

LA PEOPLE - Got plans tomorrow night (Friday)? I'm at LAUGH FACTORY
Hollywood - midnight show. Email ben@benmorrison.org FOR COMPS!

TOMORROW NIGHT - FRIDAY OCT 23RD I have FREE TIX to my midnight show @ LAUGH FACTORY Hollywood. Email ben@benmorrison.org for COMPS!

Laugh Factory Hollywood. Friday midnight show. Free. For. All.

Hello my fine friends. After 3 and 1/2 years of trying, I have finally become a regular at the Laugh Factory.

To celibrato this I am performing on the Friday MIDNIGHT show this week, and have been given an UNLIMITED COMP LIST for my beloved mailinglist friends.

So come on out and play at a whole new Hollywood club. These shows are massive!

FOR AS MANY COMPS AS YOU LIKE - EMAIL ME YOUR NAME AND PLUSES ASAP TO @

ben@benmorrison.org

And I'll see you on Friday night!

THE LAUGH FACTORY
8001 Sunset Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90046
(323) 656-1336

- Ben

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NyQuil is evil magic.

Do I lose karma when I pirate music?

(PIC) This new foam clenser is makin' me a little uncomfortable...

(LINK) CSI Tech Explained - quite funny - http://ping.fm/Arx0T

[VID] Drunkest guy ever. : http://ping.fm/1xXCh

[PIC] My porch has just been epi-cleaned.

Epi-Clean 2009 rages on. I was a filthy animal. Now I am a clean one.

[PIC] My Ex-Girlfriend.

[VID] Few videos made me go WOW like this one. Trust me. : http://ping.fm/3pr38

[PIC] A doorway.

I am undertaking an epic apartment cleaning, and for the time being, the dirt is winning.

speeding ticket. wasn't going fast, but fast enough. i will save california from this deficit.

[PIC] You must be reeeeally effed up to park here.

LA PEEPS - come meet Aaron Cohen - Slave Hunter and hear his amazing story TONIGHT : http://ping.fm/p6gSF

Meet AARON COHEN, SLAVE HUNTER - tonight @ the Hyatt Century City. 6:30. 10$ (tax ded.) : http://ping.fm/p6gSF

Tonight I'll be @ MINDSHARE LA - Enlightened Debauchery : http://mindshare.la/

Meet Aaron Cohen, Slave Hunter.

Hello my wonderful friends,

As part of my ongoing charity work with bad-ass people, I am proud to be emceeing a live event in Los Angeles with Aaron Cohen, Slave Hunter. Aaron is one of the international champions of the movement to end human trafficking and his story is truly amazing. He is also one of the co-founders of Lollapaloza. I'm telling you, bas-ass people.

So please come on out to the Hyatt Regency tomorrow night, it's only ten TAX DEDUCTIBLE (!) dollars and we're expecting hundreds of people. Here's the info :

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Please join the Black Card Circle Foundation as we bring attention to the very important issue of modern day slavery through the dynamic real life adventures of best selling author Aaron Cohen. Aaron will be sharing excerpts from his book "Slave Hunter", as well as showing video footage that exposes the tragedy of human trafficking.

Come hungry and thirsty! A portion of all food and drink proceeds will be donated to charity to combat human trafficking.

Featuring:

>> Best selling author Aaron Cohen

>> Emcee- Ben Morrison of Punk'd

>> Celebrity DJ Casey Connor

Suggested tax-deductible donation of $10.00 at the door.

JUST ADDED: Drawing to win from Westside Medical Spa!!!
A Gift Basket with 6 medical grade skin care products
A $500 Gift Certificate towards any service: http://www.westsideaesthetics.com

Enter the drawing to win an autographed copy of Aaron Cohen's book & other prizes!

Date:
Friday, October 16, 2009

Time:
6:30pm - 10:00pm

Location:
Hyatt Regency Century Plaza Hotel

Street:
2025 Avenue of the Stars

City/Town:
Century City, CA

Email:
RSVP@BlackCardCircle.com

SEE YOU TOMORROW NIGHT!

- Ben

UNSUBSCRIBE : http://www.benmorrison.org/mlist/maillist/unsubscribe.php

AMAZING INTERVIEW LIVE NOW with Aaron Cohen, slave hunter. http://ping.fm/WHdG7

ON LIVE NOW with slave hunter Aaron Cohen. CLICK TO WATCH! - http://ping.fm/U3oy6

Please join the Black Card Circle Foundation in the fight against Human Trafficking on Friday, October 16th @ the Hyatt Regency Century Plaza Hotel: http://bit.ly/FightSlavery

I'm @ the HOLLYWOOD IMPROV TONIGHT - 10:00 show - 4 COMPS : email mannysaldivar@yahoo.com yr name & +'s ASAP. COMPS end @ 9:45! - Ben

[PIC] I actually don't know if I want someone with 45 years experience
cutting my hair...

I'm @ the HOLLYWOOD IMPROV TONIGHT - 10:00 show - 4 COMPS : email mannysaldivar@yahoo.com yr name & +'s ASAP. COMPS end @ 9:45! - Ben

[PIC] I'm duking it out with the Ben Morrison azalea on-line. I think
it's winning.

Hollywood Improv this Friday - 10:00. COMPS for my mailinglist.

Friends, please join me for an extended set this Friday night at the one and only Hollywood Improv. I already have an amazing crew of people coming out and now I would like to invite you. As this is a special occasion, I am able to offer all of you COMPED entry before 9:45.

So come on out and play. This is literally my favorite place to be on Hollywood on a Friday night. Come find out why.

Ooh, that sounded like an add.

for COMPS email your NAME and PLUSES to :

mannysaldivar@yahoo.com

TELL HIM YOU'RE THERE TO SEE ME.

and

GET THERE BEFORE 9:45 (LATEST) TO RETRIEVE YOUR COMP.

I will no doubt be hanging by the bar with a group of awesome people, preparing my brain.

See you on Friday,

- Ben

(http://www.benmorrison.org) - just go there

+

THE HOLLYWOOD IMPROV
8162 Melrose Ave, Los Angeles, CA
(323) 651-2583;
GOOGLE MAP : http://bit.ly/X2Vh7

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[PIC] Who said evacuations weren't fun?

You ain't got big hair like I got big hair. [PIC]

How the hell do you get a zit in your nose?

If only... [PIC]

An AT&T executive's nose grows everytime I look at this picture. [PIC]

Banks and credit unions made an eye-popping $24 billion in overdraft fees in 2008.

Password-hint questions are written by girls in fifth grade.

A Ralph's doesn't make a gang-ey neighborhood better, it just gives
the gangs a better place to shop.

Citibank just did something good. Should be noted.

It is much harder to give a shit than be full of shit.

This is why no one takes medical marajuana seriously...

On the can, trying to make fewer poopie noises than the guy next to
me. [PIC]

PATRICK O'BRIEN - a visionary artist struggling with advanced ALS - PLEASE watch and DONATE! : http://ping.fm/nUixY

Burning Man Decompression. Perfect Sranger liveset. Good Friends. [PIC]

Slots for hemroids. [PIC]

Driving to AZ to do a college with old friends Greg Wilson and
Marianne Sierk. (yelling) ROAD TRIP!

So. Hung. Over.

... Going on day three of near-constant ringing in my left ear ... driving me mildly insane(er) ...

Mad Men... Why did we ever have to live differently than Mad Men..?