More of Haely and I, as you can see, I am slightly taller.

Here is us now.

Were live and in charge!

I always play a game where I see if I can swipe my card and enter my pin before they ask me to. A game I have just lost.

Sunday morning devil horns. Stick em up people.

These guys really want it in the rear.

Aaaaand now I've locked my keys in my car. God bless you Triple A.

Saturdays are for hangovers.

I. Heart. Coffee.

Pizza. It really is better than sex.

Something about this is so pornographic...

CSI:NY Tonight / Live @ Gotham showcase @ Improv Tomorrow

And what a fun week it is.

The sun has begun to stay, I am back from a festival in the woods having had my 3rd eye squeegeed quite clean, and it's time to get back to real life, whatever that is.

TONIGHT - MARCH 25th - 10:00 - CBS - I am airing on an episode of CSI:NY.

And you know what? It's in Gaelic.

About two months I got this audition for an Gaelic-speaking Irishman on CSI. Not exactly knowing how to speak Gaelic I turned to my twitter following for clarification and soon had Gaelic translations straight from the potato's mouth. Going in well prepared, I booked the role. Then got drunk.

Tune in tonight as you see my mostly-silent badass Irish side. 10:00. CBS.

AND TOMORROW - MAR 26th - 8:00 - The Hollywood Improv

I will be auditioning for the next season of Comedy Central's Live at Gotham. The show is being hosted by Last Comic Standing's Rich Vos and it's gonna be a lot of fun. Clean fun. Like me.

IF YOU WANT COMPS - I GOT EM - EMAIL ME BACK YOUR NAMES AND NUMBERS ASAP

THE HOLLYWOOD IMPROV
MAR - 26th - 8:00
EMAIL ME BACK TO GET YOUR COMPS
8162 Melrose Ave, Los Angeles, CA
(323) 651-2583;
GOOGLE MAP : http://bit.ly/X2Vh7

I'll see you in the netherworld.

Or in Dublin...

- Morrison

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And off to the woods we go...

HaHa / Improv shows tonight. LA, I got you covered.

Just thought I'd do this one for my West Coass people.

Tonight I have an 8:00 show at my home-club in North Hollywood, the HaHa, got you $5 tickets all night.

And then I'm doing the 10:00 show at my home-club in Hollywood, the Improv, got you comp tickets if you email guestlist@comedyjuice.com ASAP.

LA, I got you covered.

For those of you who can't be there, here's a set I shot last week : http://tinyurl.com/d3czjp

And for everyone, here's a photo : http://tinyurl.com/84kerv

THE INFO :

THE HAHA CAFE
8:00
TELL PERSON @ THE DOOR YOU'RE THERE TO SEE ME, GET IN FOR 5 BUK.
5010 Lankershim Blvd
North Hollywood, CA 91601
(818) 508-4995
GOOGLE MAP : http://tinyurl.com/d7lntt

THE HOLLYWOOD IMPROV
10:00 - SCOTTIE'S BIRTHDAY SHOW!
EMAIL guestlist@comedyjuice.com ASAP FOR COMPS
8162 Melrose Ave, Los Angeles, CA
(323) 651-2583;
GOOGLE MAP : http://bit.ly/X2Vh7

And be good for goodness sake,

-Ben

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Just chargin up the old skin batteries...

This is what his fart cloud looked like.

This guy just busted ass in front of me at the gym and I swear I jogged through the fart cloud.

Vinatage Bill and Ted poster en espanol. Que bueno.

iPhone is bluescreening XP whenever I plug it in and it's making me SO mad.

iPhone is bluescreening XP whenever I plug it in and it's making me SO mad.

Time to get a haircut?

Comedy Central's Chris Porter heats up the drums.

Auditions for To Catch A Predator are going well...

And now the weekend ends with my Montreal Audition behind me and my friends jamming in front. Feels good.

Sunday Funday Trance Party in the Park.

This is my favourite beer pong shot from last night.

I've been waiting for the airport shuttle for 20 minutes. Convinced it
ain't coming.

Aaaaaaand now it's 4 AM and we found weed and everyone's happy. I love
this job.

Aaaand now I'm playing beer pong with the locals. This is a comedians
life.

About to go on at Western Oregon University. These kids are JUICED.

I give you, San Francisco from the air.

Here's a question. How come the lowest threat level is colored green?
Is that so terrorists know when to go?

Impov / Oregon / The Woods

Hello my friends. My people. Sometimes I think I'm just looking at these words in a box in a web browser as I type them. And them, sometimes, I think of you reading them later and it makes me smile. As I am right now typing this, in the past.

TONIGHT @ The Hollywood Improv I'm on the Jilly Online extravaganza. Jill-Michele Melean is a good friend of mine and her shows are always rockstarr*

HERE'S THE FLYER : http://www.benmorrison.org/flyers/jilly_march_improv.jpg

It's at 10:00 and I have comps for all you good people. Info below - hope you can come out and play.

THE HOLLYWOOD IMPROV
8162 Melrose Ave, Los Angeles, CA
(323) 651-2583;
GOOGLE MAP : http://bit.ly/X2Vh7
10:00 PM - EMAIL nikkiannpr@gmai.com for COMP ADMSSION ASAP!

ANYONE LIVE IN OREGON?

Friday night I'm headlining USO's big semester event. If you live anywhere near Portland email me back and I'll give you the details - I'm doing the full hour and it's gonna be fuuuuuun.

ANYONE IN LA WANNA PARTY IN THE WOODS?

I have been given rare permission by my friends who run these incredible outdoor parties to pass the info along so here it goes. This Sunday (St. Pattiez Day son, slainte...) I'm going to be dancing around the woods to some incredible dancing music at one of Greensector's amazing outdoor events. This one's on private forest land 30 min outside of LA.

Here's the info : http://www.greensector.com/

AND MY LINK'O'THE WEEK

This is simply beautiful. Fully scored YouTube mashups. I see a lot of amazing stuff but rarely is anything beautiful. This is : http://thru-you.com/

So until next time, be good to everyone you've ever met, even ones you haven't talked to in years like when you think about them even.

-bentothemorrison

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I laid out today. And took this sexually charged picture.

(PIC) Tweetdeck uses 1.2 GIG of RAM. Not saying they could have done a
better job of memory management but...

Out. Of ideas for taglines.

If only they could also fix shopping carts...

For what? Training for his next MMA tourney?

Yes, I'm at a warehouse rave. And yes, they're showing Winged
Migration on the projector.

I took this pick on the beach in Thailand. Just found it again. - ben

Man when I get some money this is where I'm living.

You know I'd judge this guy but he did hold the door for me and I'm
pretty sure everyone in this bank can hear my thumping techno.

I was egotistically remembering when a movie star told me "I had it"
when I realized I was loading my dirty laundry into the dryer.

Goddamnit I have so much work to do.

Unfailingly, commercial actors at auditions, talk about commercial
acting.

NYU Writers Showcase / New Short Film / OC Shows

Hello my faithful readers of their email. Hopefully you know who I am. And if you don't, prepare to have a new friend.

NYU WRITERS SHOWCASE :

I have had the honor of being accepted into the NYU Writers Showcase and tonight I will be performing in a new short-play with the superfab Jason Ritter. The event is being hosted by Peter Krause (who made me weep more than once on 6 Ft U), and Rainn (with two "n's") Wilson is also set to appear. It's going to be pretty awesome.

7:30
Century Plaza Hotel
2025 Avenue of the Stars
Los Angeles, CA 90067
Reservations required: nyuwriters@yahoo.com

NEW SHORT FILM :

Ladies and gentlepeople - I present to you episode 1 of COMEDYJUICE ROADTRIP, a new episodic short that follows 3 comics talking smack on the way to the club and on the stage. We're doing it with Comedy.com and in addition to being one of the 3 comics in the car, I'm also the series editor and composer. Pretty sweet.

Here's ep 1 :

http://www.comedy.com/video/comedyjuice-road-trip-rain-rickrolls-recess

look for ep 2 with 3 new comedians sometime soon.

SHOWS :

MY OC PEOPLE - tomorrow night I will be performing on the unbeatable Irvine Improv 10:00 show with my man CHRIS PORTER, whose new Comedy Central Presents destroyed when it premiered on Friday. He's extremely funny.

And I got you hooked up with free tickets.

Send all pertinent info to : guestlist@comedyjuice.com

And i'll see you there.

Irivne Improv
71 Fortune Dr.
Irvine Ca. 92618

SO THAT'S THAT

Did you like reading this email? Was it worth getting all the way to the bottom?

Of course it it was.

(Especially when you can learn so much about how Bacon is made : http://tinyurl.com/8qfxp6)

-Ben

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The way this thing squirts soap makes me uncomfortable.

California does sunsets very well.