for the memories, and the booze.
ben@benmorrison.org ASAP! C U Dere.
TIX email ben@benmorrison.org ASAP!
Seasons bleatings : show in NYC on Tues the 29th : COMPS avail!
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Joe so you should probably stop trying.
fatties in Los Angeles cause everyone makes fun of them.
pass up the opportunity?
coke problem.
ben@benmorrison.org
for guestlist ASAP!
Sat / Comedy Store Sun - 8:00 shows. Email comps@benmorrison.org for
FREE TIX ASAP!
Hollywood Hat-trick
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have never failed on me. In this way I am like Rain Man.
this is that guy + he's hilarious - pls follow :
http://ping.fm/PFOIr
LA 10:00 - $10 1/2 tixs + info @
http://ping.fm/8Q7fa coupon code
BEN
LA 10:00 - 1/2 tixs @ http://ping.fm/FCKdu, keyword:Joey's
Room Comedy, coupon code BEN
doesn't mean I've gone to the gym...
get interesting.
Nextaid TONIGHT / Very Jewish Xmas FRIDAY
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Hello all my fine friends. As you may have noticed this is the first time I’m sending HTML emails. After 8 years, my trusty mailinglist software s%$t the bed and I figured it was time to upgrade. I hope none of you hate me / can’t read this at all – would be a shame to lose you after literally bajillions of emails. SO TONIGHT is the big Nextaid World AIDS Day Party with me, Ben Gleib, Whitney Cummings and the music of DJ Rap, Louie Vega and a whole lot more. CLICK THE GRAPHIC TO WATCH THE VIDEO I MADE AS MY DJ CHARACTER – DINO DIGITAL – TO PROMO THE PARTY!!
HERE IS THE LINK for $40 Friends and Family tickets – THEY’RE ALOT MORE @ THE DOOR!
AND FRIDAY : I AM HEADLINING A VERY JEWISH CHRISTMAS @ the MBar As many of you know I’m hardly Jewish, but Jewish ENOUGH to HEADLINE A JEWISH SHOW! ——– This Friday, Dec. 4th, 10pm in Hollywood @ the Mbar. Headlining the funny comic stylings of Ben Morrison. He is hilarious. Check Ben out at www.benmorrison.org He was on the show Punk'd with Ashton Kutcher and Last Year's Comic Driving Competition on NBC. Check Ben out on you tube at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIw4s-gKCaE Featuring Adam Richmond. Adam performs all over the world. He was just recently on tour in Japan for Armed Forces Tour, where he performed for a week in Okinawa, Japan for the troops . He also was on last years LAST COMIC STANDING and recently on Carson Daly's "Last Call" Check out Adam Richmond's comedy at Opening Act: George Haag. Not only best friend, but A COMEDIAN IN TRAINING. Hosted by yours truly Joey Herman, producer of Joey's Room Comedy. Joey's Room Comedy has been producing the best live stand-up comedy events for the last 10 years in Los Angeles. And some surprise guests! CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU ALL LAUGHING! To get tickets, go to www.groovetickets.com Tickets are $20. ENTER CODE – “BEN” to get them 1/2 OFF! — OC PPL – ON SATURDAY NIGHT I’LL BE DOING A GUEST-SPOT @ the BREA IMPROV email me back for guestlist! – AND THAT’S THAT MY FRIENDS – KEEP LOVING AND LAUGHING, - Ben | |
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based one-man-show about all things alcahol! Please join his
mailinglist on the link provided and ATTEND HIS LIVE SHOW on his
upcoming run. YOU WILL LEARN AND BOOZE!! - BMo
It specifies "Remove plastic before using". Seriously. How high are people getting that they're trying to roll blunts with the wrapper?
for COMPS.
Free Friday at the Laugh Factory
If you're not too busy watching New Moon, I'd love to see your beautiful face in the audience. Because I have a persuasive dimple, I am able to offer UNLIMITED FREE TICKETS to the show. Admission is $25 at the Box Office so this is a great way to thank you for putting up with all my goddamn emails!
Anyway, if you'd like to come, email me - ben@benmorrison.org with your name and number of guests. I'll email you back with an RSVP and your comp tix will be waiting at the box office.
AND - DEC 1st - YOU HAVE PLANS
MAJOR house party with NEXTAID for WORLD AIDS DAY.
Thrown at the amazing Marrakesh House this will be the party of the year featuring LOUIE VEGA, DJ RAP, ME, BEN GLEIB and WHITNEY CUMMINGS. More info @ http://nextaid.org/wad2009/ - srrrsly - giving back will shake ya'booty!
EMAIL ME BACK ABOUT FRIDAY - THE MORE THE MERRIER, ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY GOT IN FREE.
Kiss,
- Benjamino
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when I'm singing and there are people around me, I want them to listen.
Amazing shows in OC / Hollwood.
So - this week - we got some incredible shows - and I want you there.
TUESDAY - IRVINE IMPROV
10:00 COMEDYJUICE Tuesday Nights
EPIC shows + free tix --> for COMPS email
Irvine@comedyjuice.com
THURSDAY 2 INCREDIBLE SHOWS --
8:00 - THE HOLLYWOOD IMPROV
LAFF SUPPORT! - The Greg Wilson Presents a very special evening of comedy to benefit a young relative of his in need. The lineup is amazing, and it's for a good cause.
FLYER --> http://imgur.com/kBW9Q.jpg
TIX --> http://www.improv.com
8:30 - NEXT ROUND COMEDY SHOWCASE @ THE JOHN LOVITZ COMEDY CLUB
This one is going to be HOT - already PACKED OUT and getting more pack'd'er - if you like Universal Citywalk and neon-stuff - THIS ONE'S FOR YOU!
FLYER --> http://imgur.com/mCiCt.jpg
ME
Sam Tripoli
Steve Hofsterrer
Jason Collings
and more
FOR COMPS - email abbbie3@gmail.com - ASAP
And that's that my friends - I hope to see you at one of these upcoming comedy-tastic events.
Until then,
I remain,
Ben,
Morrison,
- Ben Morrison
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(PIC) Headed to a Mad Men themed party in the hills with @bengleib and
@haelyscomet. Sharp.
door for FREE TIX!
DVD footage / IBDSF / Blog Talk Radio Tonight / LA Shows
-- DVD FOOTAGE
As y'all know I did my DVD taping a couple of weeks ago and I'm proud to announce it's debut on live-laughs.com. My boy Amir opened up for me (his set plays before mine).
If you're a fan of my stand-up this is a pretty killer uncensored taping (and special thanks to my special friend Joe Tex for hooking this all up).
WATCH NOW --> http://www.live-laughs.com/episode.jsp?id=56
-- TONIGHT! - Internet Radio
INTERNET RADIO with Ben Gleib and Ben Morrison. Hosted by the irreplaceable Olivia Wilder, Gleib and I will be hitting up another spectacular chunk of Improv madness.
TUNE IN LIVE - Tonight @ 8:00 Pacific HERE -- > http://www.blogtalkradio.com/olivia/2009/11/03/GLEIB-MORRISON-REDUX
-- TOMORROW - IBDSF Gala
I am attending the IBD Support Foundation's annual gala. For those of you on my list who know what Crohn's and Colitis are, the IBD Support Foundation is an organization dedicated to providing a mental infrastructure for those of us with unpredictable asses. While tickets are currently unavailable there no better time to explore the IBDSF's amazing network.
LA PEOPLE - GET INVOLVED - the IBDSF has real-in-person resources for you! (email me with any questions!)
WEBSITE --> http://ibdsf.com
DONATE --> http://ibdsf.com/contribute.html
-- WEDNESDAY + THURSDAY STAND UP SHOWS
I am at the HaHa Cafe this Wednesday AND Thursday nights @ 9:00 - SAY MY NAME @ THE DOOR BEFORE 9:00 AND GET IN FREE.
AND on THURSDAY - I am at the ICEHOUSE in Pasadena after my set at the HaHA - 10:00 SHOW. These nights have been MASSIVE - email guestlist@comedyjuice.com for FREE TIX!
THAT'S IT - TWO HUGE SHOWS NEXT WEEK - MORE INFO TO COME!
I love you with the heat of 400 billion suns.
- ben
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youths right now! PLEASE donate @ www.abolishslavery.org!
Hollywood - midnight show. Email ben@benmorrison.org FOR COMPS!
Laugh Factory Hollywood. Friday midnight show. Free. For. All.
To celibrato this I am performing on the Friday MIDNIGHT show this week, and have been given an UNLIMITED COMP LIST for my beloved mailinglist friends.
So come on out and play at a whole new Hollywood club. These shows are massive!
FOR AS MANY COMPS AS YOU LIKE - EMAIL ME YOUR NAME AND PLUSES ASAP TO @
And I'll see you on Friday night!
THE LAUGH FACTORY
8001 Sunset Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90046
(323) 656-1336
- Ben
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Meet Aaron Cohen, Slave Hunter.
As part of my ongoing charity work with bad-ass people, I am proud to be emceeing a live event in Los Angeles with Aaron Cohen, Slave Hunter. Aaron is one of the international champions of the movement to end human trafficking and his story is truly amazing. He is also one of the co-founders of Lollapaloza. I'm telling you, bas-ass people.
So please come on out to the Hyatt Regency tomorrow night, it's only ten TAX DEDUCTIBLE (!) dollars and we're expecting hundreds of people. Here's the info :
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Please join the Black Card Circle Foundation as we bring attention to the very important issue of modern day slavery through the dynamic real life adventures of best selling author Aaron Cohen. Aaron will be sharing excerpts from his book "Slave Hunter", as well as showing video footage that exposes the tragedy of human trafficking.
Come hungry and thirsty! A portion of all food and drink proceeds will be donated to charity to combat human trafficking.
Featuring:
>> Best selling author Aaron Cohen
>> Emcee- Ben Morrison of Punk'd
>> Celebrity DJ Casey Connor
Suggested tax-deductible donation of $10.00 at the door.
JUST ADDED: Drawing to win from Westside Medical Spa!!!
A Gift Basket with 6 medical grade skin care products
A $500 Gift Certificate towards any service: http://www.westsideaesthetics.com
Enter the drawing to win an autographed copy of Aaron Cohen's book & other prizes!
Date:
Friday, October 16, 2009
Time:
6:30pm - 10:00pm
Location:
Hyatt Regency Century Plaza Hotel
Street:
2025 Avenue of the Stars
City/Town:
Century City, CA
Email:
RSVP@BlackCardCircle.com
SEE YOU TOMORROW NIGHT!
- Ben
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Hollywood Improv this Friday - 10:00. COMPS for my mailinglist.
So come on out and play. This is literally my favorite place to be on Hollywood on a Friday night. Come find out why.
Ooh, that sounded like an add.
for COMPS email your NAME and PLUSES to :
TELL HIM YOU'RE THERE TO SEE ME.
and
GET THERE BEFORE 9:45 (LATEST) TO RETRIEVE YOUR COMP.
I will no doubt be hanging by the bar with a group of awesome people, preparing my brain.
See you on Friday,
- Ben
(http://www.benmorrison.org) - just go there
+
THE HOLLYWOOD IMPROV
8162 Melrose Ave, Los Angeles, CA
(323) 651-2583;
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the gangs a better place to shop.
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Marianne Sierk. (yelling) ROAD TRIP!
the earthquake giving a concert.
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